"Or perhaps the sharper way of putting it is that very few real, living people anywhere are having as much fun as you remember having. We aren't."
"I now mean to [Share Language] with you again, and restore to you the true language of your birth; do not [save] against it. And when I am done with all my speaking, I mean to place upon your own head my [headband], the magic item you've seen at the back of my head, that augments [Wisdom] and [Splendor], so that you may have your very best chance of piercing through all delusions and illusions about yourself; and that to the best of my own knowledge is all that my headband does. And I do [swear] upon my [Law] that I have spoken, and will speak, true."