"Just stalking around the castle halls and city streets looking for possible miscreants, giving them stern looks, writing their names down on cards for future secretaries to look at, that sort of thing.  I'm not actually authorized to punish anyone, plus Doctor Disaster had all the real punishment pits filled up with concrete the same month he took power, a decision I'm sure he's regretted many times since then."

"Just stalking around the castle halls and city streets looking for possible miscreants, giving them stern looks, writing their names down on cards for future secretaries to look at, that sort of thing.  I'm not actually authorized to punish anyone, though I have every confidence that someone will change that soon!  Though Doctor Disaster had all the real punishment pits filled up with concrete the same month he took power, a decision I'm sure he's regretted many times since then."