"Oh, most of them were killed in a hyperspatial bypass accident when our current Doctor Disaster was just fourteen.  I'm sure he would have been a much more sensible Doctor Disaster if his parents hadn't died so young.  Though, to be clear, some of it must be down to him, plenty of his ancestors had parents who died just as early and they turned out fine.  There's plenty of bastards and bastard-descendants among the minions, needless to say -- why, I'm one-eighth Disaster myself on at least five sides -- but in terms of the main Disaster family, I think old Detrimenta Disaster and her husband are the only survivors whom Doctor Disaster hasn't exiled, or accidentally teleported to the moon, or slain by his bedroom traps when they tried to sneak into assassinate him.  Perfectly normal Spark dynasty."

"Oh, most of them were killed in a hyperspatial bypass accident when our current Doctor Disaster was just fourteen.  I'm sure he would have been a much more sensible Doctor Disaster if his parents hadn't died so young.  Though, to be clear, some of it must be down to him, plenty of his ancestors had parents who died just as early and they turned out fine.  There's bastards and bastard-descendants galore among the minions, needless to say -- why, I'm one-eighth Disaster myself on at least five sides -- but in terms of the main Disaster family, I think old Detrimenta Disaster and her husband are the only survivors whom Doctor Disaster hasn't exiled, or accidentally teleported to the moon, or slain by his bedroom traps when they tried to sneak into assassinate him.  Perfectly normal Spark dynasty."

"Oh, most of them were killed in a hyperspatial bypass accident when our current Doctor Disaster was just fourteen.  I'm sure he would have been a much more sensible Doctor Disaster if his parents hadn't died so young.  Though, to be clear, some of it must be down to him, plenty of his ancestors had parents who died just as early and they turned out fine.  There's bastards and bastard-descendants galore among the minions, needless to say -- why, I'm one-eighth Disaster myself on at least five sides -- but in terms of the main Disaster family, I think old Detrimenta Disaster and her husband are the only survivors whom Doctor Disaster hasn't exiled, or accidentally teleported to the moon, or slain by his bedroom traps when they tried to sneak in to assassinate him.  Perfectly normal Spark dynasty."

"Oh, most of them were killed in a hyperspatial bypass accident when our current Doctor Disaster was just fourteen.  I'm sure he would have been a much more sensible Doctor Disaster if his parents hadn't died so young.  Though, to be clear, some of it must be down to him, plenty of his ancestors had parents who died just as early and they turned out fine.  There's bastards and bastard-descendants galore among the minions, naturally -- why, I'm one-eighth Disaster myself on at least five sides -- but in terms of the main Disaster family, I think old Detrimenta Disaster and her husband are the only survivors whom Doctor Disaster hasn't exiled, or accidentally teleported to the moon, or slain by his bedroom traps when they tried to sneak in to assassinate him.  Perfectly normal Spark dynasty."