"Hm.  Best practices for not dying?  I have never heard of such a thing, and yet, now that you have suggested it, I can see its potential usefulness!  Hm.  Hmmm.  Item one:  Start working on immortality well in advance of needing it.  Don't wait until you're already getting too old and senile to begin building immortality-related machines.  Item two:  Don't stick your head into any glowing energy fields especially if they are larger than your head.  Item three--"

"Hm.  Best practices for not dying?  I have never heard of such a thing, and yet, now that you have suggested it, I can see its potential usefulness!  Hm.  Hmmm.  Item one:  Start working on immortality well in advance of needing it.  Don't wait until you're already getting old and senile to begin building immortality-related machines.  Item two:  Don't stick your head into any glowing energy fields especially if they are larger than your head.  Item three--"