WHY would he perceive SARCASM when his MINION is talking like a NORMAL MINION?

"Certain tasks that have proven too arduous for the usual methods of hiring or creating employees.  That indeed is why, after a few failed forays into the field of human resources, I realized that it would in fact be easier to solve the unprecedented scientific problems associated with shaped dimensional retrieval rather than those associated with reading resumes and conducting job interviews."

"You, my secretary, shall take charge of organizing my castle, and less importantly my glorious utopian city, while I go off and attend to more urgent matters, such as the resonance anomaly in the city's cascade generator, and also of course fighting the war started by my last secretary."

WHY would he perceive SARCASM when his MINION is talking like a NORMAL MINION?

"Certain tasks that have proven too arduous for the usual methods of hiring or creating employees.  That indeed is why, after a few failed forays into the field of human resources, I realized that it would in fact be easier to solve the unprecedented scientific problems associated with shaped dimensional retrieval rather than those associated with reading resumes and conducting job interviews."

"You, my secretary, shall take charge of organizing my castle, and less importantly my glorious utopian city. This shall enable I, Doctor Disaster, to attend to more urgent matters, such as the resonance anomaly in the city's cascade generator, and also of course fighting the war started by my last secretary."

WHY would he perceive SARCASM when his MINION is talking like a NORMAL MINION?

"Certain tasks that have proven too arduous for the usual methods of hiring or creating employees.  That indeed is why, after a few failed forays into the field of human resources, I realized that it would in fact be easier to solve the unprecedented scientific problems associated with shaped dimensional retrieval rather than those associated with reading resumes and conducting job interviews."

"You, my secretary, shall take charge of organizing my castle, and less importantly my glorious utopian city. This shall enable me, Doctor Disaster, to attend to more urgent matters, such as the resonance anomaly in the city's cascade generator, and also of course fighting the war started by my last secretary."

WHY would he perceive SARCASM when his MINION is talking like a NORMAL MINION?

"Certain tasks that have proven too arduous for the usual methods of hiring or creating employees, which indeed is why, after a few failed forays into the field of human resources, I realized that it would in fact be easier to solve the unprecedented scientific problems associated with shaped dimensional retrieval rather than those associated with reading resumes and conducting job interviews."

"You, my secretary, shall take charge of organizing my castle, and less importantly my glorious utopian city. This shall enable me, Doctor Disaster, to attend to more urgent matters, such as the resonance anomaly in the city's cascade generator, and also of course fighting the war started by my last secretary."

WHY would he perceive SARCASM when his MINION is talking like a NORMAL MINION?

"Certain tasks that have proven too arduous for the usual methods of hiring or creating employees, which indeed is why, after a few failed forays into the field of human resources, I realized that it would be easier to solve the unprecedented scientific problems associated with shaped dimensional retrieval rather than those associated with reading resumes and conducting job interviews."

"You, my secretary, shall take charge of organizing my castle, and less importantly my glorious utopian city. This shall enable me, Doctor Disaster, to attend to more urgent matters, such as the resonance anomaly in the city's cascade generator, and also of course fighting the war started by my last secretary."

WHY would he perceive SARCASM when his MINION is talking like a NORMAL MINION?

"Certain tasks that have proven too arduous for the usual methods of hiring or creating employees, which indeed is why, after a few failed forays into the field of human resources, I realized that it would be easier to solve the unprecedented scientific problems associated with shaped dimensional retrieval rather than those associated with reading resumes and conducting job interviews."

"You, my secretary, shall take charge of organizing my castle, and less importantly my glorious utopian city. This shall enable me, Doctor Disaster, to attend to more urgent matters, such as the resonance anomaly in the city's cascade generator, and also of course fighting the war started by my last secretary."

WHY would he perceive SARCASM when his MINION is talking like a NORMAL MINION?

"I shall delegate to you certain tasks that have proven too arduous for the usual methods of hiring or creating employees, which indeed is why, after a few failed forays into the field of human resources, I realized that it would be easier to solve the unprecedented scientific problems associated with shaped dimensional retrieval rather than those associated with reading resumes and conducting job interviews."

"You, my secretary, shall take charge of organizing my castle, and less importantly my glorious utopian city. This shall enable me, Doctor Disaster, to attend to more urgent matters, such as the resonance anomaly in the city's cascade generator, and also of course fighting the war started by my last secretary."

WHY would he perceive SARCASM when his MINION is talking like a NORMAL MINION?

"I intend for you certain tasks that have proven too arduous for the usual methods of hiring or creating employees, which indeed is why, after a few failed forays into the field of human resources, I realized that it would be easier to solve the unprecedented scientific problems associated with shaped dimensional retrieval rather than those associated with reading resumes and conducting job interviews."

"You, my secretary, shall take charge of organizing my castle, and less importantly my glorious utopian city. This shall enable me, Doctor Disaster, to attend to more urgent matters, such as the resonance anomaly in the city's cascade generator, and also of course fighting the war started by my last secretary."