"A ha!  I infer that the most intricate element of my design, to bring forth my new secretary from a moment when she would have otherwise faced a dire fate, has proven entirely successful!  Kindness is not unknown to me, you see.  I have made an extensive study of its most famous practitioners and their surprising effectiveness.  That is why -- in a stroke of genuis that not one spark in a thousand could ever match -- I have summoned forth my future lieutenant under conditions that should ensure she faces me initially with gratitude rather than immense resentment for her permanent, irreversible, one-way summons!"

"A ha!  I infer that the most intricate element of my design, to bring forth my new secretary from a moment when she would have otherwise faced a dire fate, has proven entirely successful!  Kindness is not unknown to me, you see.  I have made an extensive study of its most famous practitioners and their surprising effectiveness.  That is why -- in a stroke of genuis that not one spark in a thousand could ever match -- I have summoned forth my future lieutenant under conditions that should ensure she faces me initially with gratitude rather than immense resentment for her permanent, irreversible, one-way summons!"

"A ha!  I infer that the most intricate element of my design, to bring forth my new secretary from a moment when she would have otherwise faced a dire fate, has proven entirely successful!  Kindness is not unknown to me, you see.  I have made an extensive study of its most famous practitioners and their surprising effectiveness.  That is why -- in a stroke of genius that not one spark in a thousand could ever match -- I have summoned forth my future lieutenant under conditions that should ensure she faces me initially with gratitude rather than immense resentment for her permanent, irreversible, one-way summons!"

"A ha!  I infer that the most intricate element of my design, to bring forth my new secretary from a moment when she would have otherwise faced a dire fate, has proven entirely successful!  Kindness is not unknown to me, you see.  I have made an extensive study of its most famous practitioners and their surprising effectiveness.  That is why -- in a stroke of genius that not one spark in a thousand could ever match -- I have summoned forth my future lieutenant under conditions that should ensure she faces me initially with gratitude rather than immense resentment for her permanent, irreversible, one-way summons!"