"If you had ever actually seen what somebody looks like when they're trying the hardest, you'd realize exactly how little chance you had of fooling me this way. It's kind of charming, actually, like a ten-year-old with frosting smeared on their lips saying they had no idea what happened to that cake. I'm not going to mark you down for it yet, any more than I would a ten-year-old sent to the Farm who tried the same thing, but seriously, you need to stop."
"Finish the previous set of increases, so two more, and then do three more cube-root-of-three increases after that. Instructions same as before if you actually do feel the strain. End."