"Well done, at least Countess Healthy-Orphan!  You're at the start of an interesting and fun life at the Facility, so long as you don't blow your credits on pretending to be less powerful than you are, in which case it'll be an unpleasant time today and things will only start being fun again later!"

"Treble thrice again, which takes you to the high end of Countess.  End."

"Well done, at least Countess Healthy-Orphan!  You're at the start of an interesting and fun life at the Facility, so long as you don't blow your credits on pretending to be less powerful than you are, in which case it'll be an unpleasant time today and things will only start being fun later!"

"Treble thrice again, which takes you to the high end of Countess.  End."