"I am a special case and I cause other special cases happen around me.  In my special case, you will perhaps enable me to feel some faint spark of feeling about possibly finding a new friend or at least an interesting anomaly, depending on how this conversation goes.  I will end up not actually charging the lightline very much, but I have managed to arrange a special case around myself whereby that is not how I get most of my credits and the Facility accepts that outcome so long as nothing rule-breaking happens along the way."

"Once I am done, you will then be taken off to your own platform and get your own chance at charging the lightline.  There are aids you can request to help you feel more strongly, about that, if your recent changes of circumstance are not enough.  It is however acceptable to spend the first time more on getting used to the process; they do not weight it as strongly as the next few occasions."

"I am a special case and I cause other special cases to happen around me.  In my special case, you will perhaps enable me to feel some faint spark of feeling about possibly finding a new friend or at least an interesting anomaly, depending on how this conversation goes.  I will end up not actually charging the lightline very much, but I have managed to arrange a special case around myself whereby that is not how I get most of my credits and the Facility accepts that outcome so long as nothing rule-breaking happens along the way."

"Once I am done, you will then be taken off to your own platform and get your own chance at charging the lightline.  There are aids you can request to help you feel more strongly, about that, if your recent changes of circumstance are not enough.  It is however acceptable to spend the first time more on getting used to the process; they do not weight it as strongly as the next few occasions."