"First.  You will not destroy the facilities or damage other inmates unless you have sufficient Farm credit to pay for it.  I'm not telling you to exercise self-control until it turns into a habit, I'm telling you to viscerally fear the consequences of transgressing your place in my facility."

"Second.  You will all be among the most productive inmates of this Facility, to my own credit as a senior bureaucrat.  You will form enjoyable high-tension relationships that can and will fail catastrophically, to your own loss and horror, if your lightline output falters and key privileges of yours are taken away.  I consider myself to have an excellent understanding of how highly fraught relationships form.  Many people form them without even trying.  There is no excuse for your own relationships proving to be any less fraught than that."

"Third.  Maintaining a high level of drama and sexual tension is everyone's job.  It is everyone's job to see that no relationship issues are allowed to come to a head unless someone is in the middle of charging a lightline.  It is everyone's job to break up and abort any interpersonal interactions that seem to be approaching an important resolution at the wrong time.  If someone is visibly upset, hug them!  If someone looks calm, give them nothing and act like they don't exist!  Attempts to sabotage your competitors in this facility--whether by giving them sensible advice, pointing out better solutions to their problems, or resolving what seem to you like obvious miscommunications--also interfere with this Facility's productivity, and will not be looked upon kindly."

"First.  You will not destroy the facilities or damage other inmates unless you have sufficient Farm credit to pay for it.  I'm not telling you to exercise self-control until it turns into a habit, I'm telling you to viscerally fear the consequences of transgressing your place in my facility."

"Second.  You will all be among the most productive inmates of this Facility, to my own credit as a senior bureaucrat.  You will form enjoyable high-tension relationships that can and will fail catastrophically, to your own loss and horror, if your lightline output falters and key privileges of yours are taken away.  I consider myself to have an excellent understanding of how highly fraught relationships form.  I've been in plenty of them.  Many people form them without even trying.  There is no excuse for your own relationships proving to be any less fraught than that."

"Third.  Maintaining a high level of drama and sexual tension is everyone's job.  It is everyone's job to see that no relationship issues are allowed to come to a head unless someone is in the middle of charging a lightline.  It is everyone's job to break up and abort any interpersonal interactions that seem to be approaching an important resolution at the wrong time.  If someone is visibly upset, hug them!  If someone looks calm, give them nothing and act like they don't exist!  Attempts to sabotage your competitors in this facility--whether by giving them sensible advice, pointing out better solutions to their problems, or resolving what seem to you like obvious miscommunications--also interfere with this Facility's productivity, and will not be looked upon kindly."

"First.  You will not destroy the facilities or damage other inmates unless you have sufficient Farm credit to pay for it.  I'm not telling you to exercise self-control until it turns into a habit, I'm telling you to viscerally fear the consequences of transgressing your place in my facility."

"Second.  You will all be among the most productive inmates of this Facility, to my own credit as a senior bureaucrat.  You will form enjoyable high-tension relationships that can and will fail catastrophically, to your own loss and horror, if your lightline output falters and key privileges of yours are taken away.  I consider myself to have an excellent understanding of how highly fraught relationships form.  I've been in plenty of them.  Many people form them without even trying.  There is no excuse for your own relationships proving to be any less fraught than that."

"Third.  Maintaining a high level of drama and sexual tension is everyone's job.  It is everyone's job to see that no relationship issues are allowed to come to a head unless someone is in the middle of charging a lightline.  It is everyone's job to break up and abort any interpersonal interactions that seem to be approaching an important resolution at the wrong time.  If someone is visibly upset, hug them!  If someone looks calm, give them nothing and act like they don't exist!  Attempts to sabotage your competitors in your section--whether by giving them sensible advice, pointing out better solutions to their problems, or resolving what seem to you like obvious miscommunications--also interfere with this Facility's productivity, and will not be looked upon kindly."

"First.  You will not destroy the facilities or damage other inmates unless you have sufficient Farm credit to pay for it.  I'm not telling you to exercise self-control until it turns into a habit, I'm telling you to viscerally fear the consequences of transgressing your place in my facility."

"Second.  You will all be among the most productive inmates of this Facility, to my own credit as a senior bureaucrat.  You will form enjoyable high-tension relationships, ones that can and will fail catastrophically, to your own loss and horror, if your lightline output falters and key privileges of yours are taken away.  I consider myself to have an excellent understanding of how highly fraught relationships form.  I've been in plenty of them.  Many people form them without even trying.  There is no excuse for your own relationships proving to be any less fraught than that."

"Third.  Maintaining a high level of drama and sexual tension is everyone's job.  It is everyone's job to see that no relationship issues are allowed to come to a head unless someone is in the middle of charging a lightline.  It is everyone's job to break up and abort any interpersonal interactions that seem to be approaching an important resolution at the wrong time.  If someone is visibly upset, hug them!  If someone looks calm, give them nothing and act like they don't exist!  Attempts to sabotage your competitors in your section--whether by giving them sensible advice, pointing out better solutions to their problems, or resolving what seem to you like obvious miscommunications--also interfere with this Facility's productivity, and will not be looked upon kindly."

"First.  You will not destroy the facilities or damage other inmates unless you have sufficient Farm credit to pay for it.  I'm not telling you to exercise self-control until it turns into a habit, I'm telling you to viscerally fear the consequences of transgressing your place in my facility."

"Second.  You will all be among the most productive inmates of this Facility, to my own credit as a senior bureaucrat.  You will form enjoyable high-tension relationships; ones that can and will fail catastrophically, to your own loss and horror, if your lightline output falters and key privileges of yours are taken away.  Many people form highly fraught, drama-laden relationships without even trying.  There can be no excuse if your own relationships end up any less tense than that."

"Third.  Maintaining a high level of drama and sexual tension is everyone's job.  It is everyone's job to see that no relationship issues are allowed to come to a head unless someone is in the middle of charging a lightline.  It is everyone's job to break up and abort any interpersonal interactions that seem to be approaching an important resolution at the wrong time.  If someone is visibly upset, hug them!  If someone looks calm, give them nothing and act like they don't exist!  Attempts to sabotage your competitors in your section--whether by giving them sensible advice, pointing out better solutions to their problems, or resolving what seem to you like obvious miscommunications--also interfere with this Facility's productivity, and will not be looked upon kindly."

"First.  You will not destroy the facilities or damage other inmates unless you have sufficient Farm credit to pay for it.  I'm not telling you to exercise self-control until it turns into a habit, I'm telling you to viscerally fear the consequences of transgressing your place in my facility."

"Second.  You will all be among the most productive inmates of this Facility, to my own credit as a senior bureaucrat.  You will form enjoyable high-tension relationships; ones that can and will fail catastrophically, to your own loss and horror, if your lightline output falters and key privileges of yours are taken away.  Many people form highly fraught, drama-laden relationships without even trying.  There can be no excuse if your own relationships end up any less tense than that."

"Third.  Maintaining a high level of drama and sexual tension is everyone's job.  It is everyone's job to see that no relationship issues are allowed to come to a head unless someone is in the middle of charging a lightline.  It is everyone's job to break up and abort any interpersonal interactions that seem to be approaching an important resolution at the wrong time.  Above all, it's everyone's job to implement the right incentives.  If someone is visibly upset, hug them!  If someone looks calm, give them nothing and act like they don't exist!  Attempts to sabotage your competitors in your section--whether by giving them sensible advice, pointing out better solutions to their problems, or resolving what seem to you like obvious miscommunications--also interfere with this Facility's productivity, and will not be looked upon kindly."