"Yeah, I am not particularly getting what is going on right now, except that you are not acting like somebody who desperately wants to prove herself innocent of whatever ridiculous charges they slapped on you. Somebody is playing stupid games, you know what the stupid games are, and you don't particularly think it matters to you that you tell me."
"Suppose we handled the sane part of this conversation. Prison here is divided up the usual way, you want to apply to go to the boring section, the dramatic section, or the lewd section? Or, I suppose, have me file the piece of paper which says that the story behind how you got sent here strikes me as possibly not correct and maybe the system could use you better elsewhere, though I'm somehow expecting you to not pick that one."