"Well, according to this, you're an illiterate peasant turned bandit leader with no grasp of tactics, strategy, finance, or mathmatics and an unknown amount of raw power that would put you at least on the Duke level if you showed the slightest trace of being able to cooperate with anything resembling an organized hierarchy."

"See, this is the point of talking to people for a minute before you read the paperwork.  It helps you notice when the paperwork is absolute utter bullshit."

"If I asked what in ninefold flaming fucks is actually going on, here, is there any chance I would get back a sensible answer?  Like, why did whoever sent you here even think we would believe this?"

"Well, according to this, you're an illiterate peasant turned bandit leader with no grasp of tactics, strategy, finance, or mathematics and an unknown amount of raw power that would put you at least on the Duke level if you showed the slightest trace of being able to cooperate with anything resembling an organized hierarchy."

"See, this is the point of talking to people for a minute before you read the paperwork.  It helps you notice when the paperwork is absolute utter bullshit."

"If I asked what in ninefold flaming fucks is actually going on, here, is there any chance I would get back a sensible answer?  Like, why did whoever sent you here even think we would believe this?"

"Well, according to this, you're an illiterate peasant turned bandit leader with no grasp of tactics, strategy, finance, spellcraft, or mathematics and an unknown amount of raw power that would put you at least on the Duke level if you showed the slightest trace of being able to cooperate with anything resembling an organized hierarchy."

"See, this is the point of talking to people for a minute before you read the paperwork.  It helps you notice when the paperwork is absolute utter bullshit."

"If I asked what in ninefold flaming fucks is actually going on, here, is there any chance I would get back a sensible answer?  Like, why did whoever sent you here even think we would believe this?"

"Well, according to this, you're an illiterate peasant turned bandit leader with no grasp of tactics, strategy, finance, spellcraft, or mathematics.  And an unknown amount of raw power that would put you at least on the Duke level, if you showed the slightest trace of being able to cooperate with anything resembling an organized hierarchy."

"See, this is the point of talking to people for a minute before you read the paperwork.  It helps you notice when the paperwork is absolute utter bullshit."

"If I asked what in ninefold flaming fucks is actually going on, here, is there any chance I would get back a sensible answer?  Like, why did whoever sent you here even think we would believe this?"

"Well, according to this, you're an illiterate peasant turned bandit leader with no grasp of tactics, strategy, finance, spellcraft, or mathematics.  Unknown raw power that would put you at least on the Duke level, if you showed the slightest trace of being able to cooperate with anything resembling an organized hierarchy."

"See, this is the point of talking to people for a minute before you read the paperwork.  It helps you notice when the paperwork is absolute utter bullshit."

"If I asked what in ninefold flaming fucks is actually going on, here, is there any chance I would get back a sensible answer?  Like, why did whoever sent you here even think we would believe this?"

"Well, according to this, you're an illiterate peasant turned bandit leader with no grasp of tactics, strategy, finance, spellcraft, or mathematics.  Unknown raw power that would put you at least on the Duke level, if you showed the slightest trace of being able to cooperate with anything resembling an organized hierarchy."

"See, this is the point of talking to people for a minute before you read the paperwork.  It helps you notice when the paperwork is absolute utter bullshit."

"If I asked what in ninefold flaming fucks is actually going on, here, is there any chance I would get back a sensible answer?  Like, why did whoever sent you here even think we would believe this?"

"Well, according to this, you're an illiterate peasant turned bandit leader with no grasp of tactics, strategy, finance, spellcraft, or mathematics.  And unknown raw power that would put you at least on the Duke level, if you showed the slightest trace of being able to cooperate with anything resembling an organized hierarchy."

"See, this is the point of talking to people for a minute before you read the paperwork.  It helps you notice when the paperwork is absolute utter bullshit."

"If I asked what in ninefold flaming fucks is actually going on, here, is there any chance I would get back a sensible answer?  Like, why did whoever sent you here even think we would believe this?"