Everyone who has enough sorcery to use it for self-healing is hot! Healthy-Orphan had all of her teeth and no plague-scars and everything! Every man she has ever met has confirmed to her that she is the hottest women they've ever met, especially since Healthy-Orphan made it very clear that receiving any other answer would result in instant death. Healthy-Orphan did not seem to feel that this changed the reliability of the answers she received in any way.
The Dread Emperor is in charge of everything, and any man who is in charge of everything should logically have muscles bigger than all those other men who are not in charge of everything. Nobody in Orphan's memories has ever thought to question this.
...the sphere is coming up on the dendrite now.