"Been a pretty short day by my standards, believe it or not. I spent the morning planting and watering parsnips without talking to anyone, and by my standards, that should've been more like--a hundredth of a day, not half of it."
"I'm going to go talk to Sebastian-who-might-have-Internet before we go, try and get the Mayor and bring him to me, or vice versa, if he starts to wander off."