"Hello, customers!  Despite the recent spate of excitement, we are reminded once more that aviation is really remarkably safe, as we are now descending toward what is hopefully our runway, having successfully contacted what appears to be air traffic control, and apparently arranged to land.  I'm sure you're excited to update those market odds!  Well, you've got one more minute for any last-minute trades like that, but then return to your seats and fasten your seat's safety-apparatus about yourself to prepare for landing.  We have no specific reason to expect this landing to be in any way difficult, but you know as well as I do how many exceptions have been thrown on this flight already, so check those connections thrice!"

"After landing, we'll be taxiing into left field and then disembarking immediately and without retrieving cargo, after which we will walk to a holding area inside the Exception Handling station.  Please note that cellular towers around this area will have been shut down to prevent you from making or receiving any texts.  I'm told that everyone at Exception Handling is very confused, and concerned about possibly adversarial strategies in force, and it was an act of less than total caution that this plane is being allowed to just land and everyone is being allowed to depart it immediately."

"Hello, customers!  Despite the recent spate of excitement, we are reminded once more that aviation is in fact remarkably safe, as we are now descending toward what is hopefully our runway, having successfully contacted what appears to be air traffic control, and apparently arranged to land.  I'm sure you're excited to update those market odds!  Well, you've got one more minute for any last-minute trades like that, but then return to your seats and fasten your seat's safety-apparatus about yourself to prepare for landing.  We have no specific reason to expect this landing to be in any way difficult, but you know as well as I do how many exceptions have been thrown on this flight already, so check those connections thrice!"

"After landing, we'll be taxiing into left field and then disembarking immediately and without retrieving cargo, after which we will walk to a holding area inside the Exception Handling station.  Please note that cellular towers around this area will have been shut down to prevent you from making or receiving any texts.  I'm told that everyone at Exception Handling is very confused, and concerned about possibly adversarial strategies in force, and it was an act of less than total caution that this plane is being allowed to just land and everyone is being allowed to depart it immediately."

"Hello, customers!  Despite the recent spate of excitement, we are reminded once more that aviation is in fact remarkably safe all things considered, as we are now descending toward what is hopefully our runway, having successfully contacted what appears to be air traffic control, and apparently arranged to land.  I'm sure you're excited to update those market odds!  Well, you've got one more minute for any last-minute trades like that, but then return to your seats and fasten your seat's safety-apparatus about yourself to prepare for landing.  We have no specific reason to expect this landing to be in any way difficult, but you know as well as I do how many exceptions have been thrown on this flight already, so check those connections thrice!"

"After landing, we'll be taxiing into left field and then disembarking immediately and without retrieving cargo, after which we will walk to a holding area inside the Exception Handling station.  Please note that cellular towers around this area will have been shut down to prevent you from making or receiving any texts.  I'm told that everyone at Exception Handling is very confused, and concerned about possibly adversarial strategies in force, and it was an act of less than total caution that this plane is being allowed to just land and everyone is being allowed to depart it immediately."