"Air Traffic Control, nay, I say nay and declare exception, this flight has evidently been gaslit, say again gaslit, I infer this flight has been subjected to detailed control of its perceived reality and particularly its comms equipment thereby implying equipment tampering.  I do not know that you are actually Air Traffic Control.  I want all persons off this plane ASAP.  Proceeding along preplanned route and if I see an unblocked runway on arrival I intend to land on it."

"Air Traffic Control, nay, I say nay and declare exception, this flight has evidently been gaslit, say again gaslit, I infer this flight has been subjected to detailed control of its perceived reality and particularly its comms equipment thereby implying equipment tampering.  I do not know that you are actually Air Traffic Control.  Proceeding along preplanned route and if I see an unblocked runway on arrival I intend to land on it."

"Air Traffic Control, nay, I say nay and declare exception, this flight has evidently been gaslit, say again gaslit, I infer this flight has been subjected to detailed control of its perceived reality.  I do not know that you are actually Air Traffic Control.  Proceeding along preplanned route and if I see an unblocked runway on arrival I intend to land on it."

"Air Traffic, nay, I say nay and declare exception, this flight has evidently been gaslit, say again gaslit, I infer this flight has been subjected to detailed control of its perceived reality.  I do not know that you are actually Air Traffic Control.  Proceeding along preplanned route and if I see an unblocked runway on arrival I intend to land on it."