"I've got no mundane explanations.  Obvious non-mundane explanation, the criminal conspiracy hiding in the shadows of Civilization finally made their move and they simultaneously took out the satellites and all landbound radio equipment as part of their opening move."

"I've got no mundane explanations.  Obvious non-mundane explanation, the criminal conspiracy hiding in the shadows of Civilization finally made their move and they simultaneously took out the satellites and the shortwave emergency stations as part of their opening play."