Actually, no. That's understating the case.
If something that strange was written in dath ilan, it would be inside a children's-book; and you would realize that the real answer was meant to be sought out by young adults, when you were old enough to notice Problems with what had been claimed by the children's-book in your bedroom.
(The children's-books of dath ilan are not visibly author-signed, and never attested-to by any specific grownup, nor gifted to you by specific adults; they're just there in your bedroom, when you grow up. And if you ask your parents they'll truthfully tell you that they didn't put the books there; and your parents never speak to you of anything that you read in a children's-book, for those are children's books and only children speak of them to each other.)