"Cult of Asmodeus, one of the most unpleasant gods and hence one of the earliest to die, back when people hadn't really... gotten used to that being a thing, I guess.  They went into denial about their god being really dead, invented elaborate stories about how much She secretly wasn't dead and was totally coming back eventually, and getting turned into a catgirl was really all part of Her master plan to end up controlling everyone's post-death fate.  Really owned the catgirl thing, turned it into a whole movement symbol, which, you know, somebody else might think had been successfully meant as a particularly humiliating way to die..."

"Cult of Asmodeus, one of the most unpleasant gods and hence one of the earliest to die, back when people hadn't really... gotten used to that being a thing, I guess.  They went into denial about their god being really dead, invented elaborate stories about how much She secretly wasn't dead and was totally coming back eventually, and getting turned into a catgirl was really all part of Her master plan to end up controlling everyone's post-death fate.  Really owned the catgirl thing, turned it into a whole movement symbol, which, you know, somebody else might think had been successfully meant as a particularly humiliating way to die..."

"Cult of Asmodeus, one of the most unpleasant gods and hence one of the earliest to die, back when people hadn't really... gotten used to that being a thing, I guess.  They went into denial about their god being really dead, invented elaborate stories about how much She secretly wasn't dead and was totally coming back eventually, and getting turned into a catgirl was really all part of Her master plan to end up controlling everyone's post-death fate.  Really owned the adorable-catgirl thing, turned it into a whole movement symbol, which, you know, somebody else might think had been successfully meant as a particularly humiliating way for a scary god to die..."

"Cult of Asmodeus, one of the most unpleasant gods and hence one of the earliest to die, back when people hadn't really... gotten used to that being a thing, I guess.  They went into denial about their god being really dead, invented elaborate stories about how much She secretly wasn't dead and was totally coming back eventually, and getting turned into a catgirl was really all part of Her master plan to end up controlling everyone's post-death fate.  Really owned the adorable-catgirl thing, turned it into a whole movement symbol, which, you know, somebody else might think had been successfully meant as a particularly humiliating way for a big scary god to die..."

"Cult of Asmodeus, one of the most unpleasant gods and hence one of the earliest to die, back when people hadn't really... gotten used to that being a thing, I guess.  They went into denial about their god being really dead, invented elaborate stories about how much She secretly wasn't dead and was totally coming back eventually, and getting turned into a catgirl was really all part of Her master plan to end up controlling everyone's post-death fate.  Really owned the adorable-catgirl thing, turned it into a whole movement symbol, which, you know, somebody else might think had been successfully meant as a particularly humiliating way for their big scary god to die..."