"I expect you'll validly distract some people who'll endorse their desire to talk to you," he says, heading off in almost the right direction inside the hospital.  "Oh, one quick word though - don't say or do anything that would contradict the theory that you're a real Sparashki entering her aquatic phase.  We passed word to the Fake Conspiracy section of Exception Handling, and they've spent the last few hours quickly planting evidence consistent with how Civilization should look if the Sparashki are real.  The notion being that their apparent fictional status and licensing is just a cover, so Sparashki can walk around if they have to and just get compliments on their incredible cosplay.  Since this event is medium-secret, the CEO of Yattel's Less Expensive Tunneling Machines has been photographed by surprise through a window, looking like a Sparashki, to explain why conspiracy-theoretic research is suddenly focusing there and turning up the evidence we've planted."

"I expect you'll validly distract some people who would on reflection endorse their desire to pay attention to you," he says, heading off in almost the right direction inside the hospital.  "Oh, one quick word though - don't say or do anything that would contradict the theory that you're a real Sparashki entering her aquatic phase.  We passed word to the Fake Conspiracy section of Exception Handling, and they've spent the last few hours quickly planting evidence consistent with how Civilization should look if the Sparashki are real.  The notion being that their apparent fictional status and licensing is just a cover, so Sparashki can walk around if they have to and just get compliments on their incredible cosplay.  Since this event is medium-secret, the CEO of Yattel's Less Expensive Tunneling Machines has been photographed by surprise through a window, looking like a Sparashki, to explain why conspiracy-theoretic research is suddenly focusing there and turning up the evidence we've planted."