An equipment tech is rolling the machine into the room right now!

Hopefully it works on the first try!  It's actually near the end of the testing cycle on this machine and it hasn't been used on any patients-with-unusuable-fingerprints since the start of that testing cycle.

The machine turns on and... doesn't connect to the hospital's wireless network.

This is actually fine.  Everything is fine.  There's a backup wired portal on the machine.  Give the tech a second to grab SD chip, and they can scan the patient's eyes, get the scan to the chip, get the chip to a terminal, and get a hospital programmer-generalist to manually dispatch the data to Person Identification.  They'll run.

In other news, prediction markets and treatment policy markets are coming up on one of the many LCD displays covering the walls of the hospital room!  They say the patient has a 90% chance of staying alive if rewarmed, 10% chance of no significant brain damage if revived via the best treatment plan, and bid-ask spreads are wide enough that you could drive the fifth planet through them without being careful not to bump the moons.

An equipment tech is rolling the machine into the room right now!

Hopefully it works on the first try!  It's actually near the end of the testing cycle on this machine and it hasn't been used on any patients-with-unusuable-fingerprints since the start of that testing cycle.

The machine turns on and... doesn't connect to the hospital's wireless network.

This is actually fine.  Everything is fine.  There's a backup wired portal on the machine.  Give the tech a second to grab an SD chip, and they can scan the patient's eyes, get the scan to the chip, get the chip to a terminal, and get a hospital programmer-generalist to manually dispatch the data to Person Identification.  They'll run.

In other news, prediction markets and treatment policy markets are coming up on one of the many LCD displays covering the walls of the hospital room!  They say the patient has a 90% chance of staying alive if rewarmed, 10% chance of no significant brain damage if revived via the best treatment plan, and bid-ask spreads are wide enough that you could drive the fifth planet through them without being careful not to bump the moons.

An equipment tech is rolling the machine into the room right now.  Hopefully it works on the first try!  It's actually near the end of the testing cycle on this machine and it hasn't been used on any patients-with-unusuable-fingerprints since the start of that testing cycle.

The machine turns on and... doesn't connect to the hospital's wireless network.

This is actually fine.  Everything is fine.  There's a backup wired portal on the machine.  Give the tech a second to grab an SD chip, and they can scan the patient's eyes, get the scan to the chip, get the chip to a terminal, and get a hospital programmer-generalist to manually dispatch the data to Person Identification.  They'll run.

In other news, prediction markets and treatment policy markets are coming up on one of the many LCD displays covering the walls of the hospital room!  They say the patient has a 90% chance of staying alive if rewarmed, 10% chance of no significant brain damage if revived via the best treatment plan, and bid-ask spreads are wide enough that you could drive the fifth planet through them without being careful not to bump the moons.

An equipment tech is rolling the machine into the room right now.  Hopefully it works on the first try!  It's actually near the end of the testing cycle on this machine and it hasn't been used on any patients-with-unusuable-fingerprints since the start of that testing cycle.

The machine turns on and... doesn't connect to the hospital's wireless network.

This is actually fine.  Everything is fine.  There's a backup wired portal on the machine.  Give the tech a second to grab an SD chip, and they can scan the patient's eyes, get the scan to the chip, get the chip to a terminal, and get a hospital programmer-generalist to manually dispatch the data to Person Identification.  They'll run.

In other news, prediction markets and treatment policy markets are coming up on one of the many LCD displays covering the walls of the hospital room!  They say the patient has a 90% chance of staying alive if rewarmed, 10% chance of no significant brain damage if revived via the best treatment plan in the policy market, and bid-ask spreads are wide enough that you could drive the fifth planet through them without being careful not to bump the moons.

An equipment tech is rolling the machine into the room right now.  Hopefully it works on the first try!  It's actually near the end of the testing cycle on this machine and it hasn't been used on any patients-with-unusable-fingerprints since the start of that testing cycle.

The machine turns on and... doesn't connect to the hospital's wireless network.

This is actually fine.  Everything is fine.  There's a backup wired portal on the machine.  Give the tech a second to grab an SD chip, and they can scan the patient's eyes, get the scan to the chip, get the chip to a terminal, and get a hospital programmer-generalist to manually dispatch the data to Person Identification.  They'll run.

In other news, prediction markets and treatment policy markets are coming up on one of the many LCD displays covering the walls of the hospital room!  They say the patient has a 90% chance of staying alive if rewarmed, 10% chance of no significant brain damage if revived via the best treatment plan in the policy market, and bid-ask spreads are wide enough that you could drive the fifth planet through them without being careful not to bump the moons.

An equipment tech is rolling the machine into the room right now.  Hopefully it works on the first try!  It's actually near the end of the testing cycle on this machine and it hasn't been used on any unconscious-patients-with-no-ID-and-unusable-fingerprints since the start of that testing cycle.

The machine turns on and... doesn't connect to the hospital's wireless network.

This is actually fine.  Everything is fine.  There's a backup wired portal on the machine.  Give the tech a second to grab an SD chip, and they can scan the patient's eyes, get the scan to the chip, get the chip to a terminal, and get a hospital programmer-generalist to manually dispatch the data to Person Identification.  They'll run.

In other news, prediction markets and treatment policy markets are coming up on one of the many LCD displays covering the walls of the hospital room!  They say the patient has a 90% chance of staying alive if rewarmed, 10% chance of no significant brain damage if revived via the best treatment plan in the policy market, and bid-ask spreads are wide enough that you could drive the fifth planet through them without being careful not to bump the moons.

An equipment tech is carrying the machine into the room right now.  Hopefully it works on the first try!  It's actually near the end of the testing cycle on this machine and it hasn't been used on any unconscious-patients-with-no-ID-and-unusable-fingerprints since the start of that testing cycle.

The machine plugs in, turns on, and... doesn't connect to the hospital's wireless network.

This is actually fine.  Everything is fine.  There's a backup wired portal on the machine.  Give the tech a second to grab an SD chip, and they can scan the patient's eyes, get the scan to the chip, get the chip to a terminal, and get a hospital programmer-generalist to manually dispatch the data to Person Identification.  They'll run.

In other news, prediction markets and treatment policy markets are coming up on one of the many LCD displays covering the walls of the hospital room!  They say the patient has a 90% chance of staying alive if rewarmed, 10% chance of no significant brain damage if revived via the best treatment plan in the policy market, and bid-ask spreads are wide enough that you could drive the fifth planet through them without being careful not to bump the moons.