"No.  I just have a huge case of resting bitch face, which is probably something like seventy percent of how I was able to still be considered a serious Asmodean after I started going around giving people cookies."

"First of all, I'm Evil, what's your excuse.  And second, no, actually.  I just have a huge case of resting bitch face, which is probably something like seventy percent of how I was able to still be considered a serious Asmodean after I started going around giving people cookies."

"First of all: I'm Evil, what's your excuse.  And second: no, actually.  I just have a huge case of resting bitch face, which is probably something like seventy percent of how I was able to still be considered a serious Asmodean after I started going around giving people cookies."