"Hey, bitch?  I don't mind destroying the world but I do slightly prefer it get fixed instead, and I don't trust Keltham to actually achieve that while he's trying hard not to think about it as a possibility.  I'm definitely not smart enough to do it myself.  And you won't be smart enough either, if you stop hoping.  So buy literally whatever it takes to cheer you the fuck up, we've still got shopping money and I'll approve spending another five Wish diamonds if I have to."

"Hey, bitch?  I don't mind destroying the world but I do slightly prefer it get fixed instead, and I don't trust Keltham to actually achieve that while he's trying hard not to think about it as a possibility.  I'm definitely not smart enough to do it myself.  And you won't be smart enough either, if you stop hoping.  So buy literally whatever it takes to cheer you the fuck up, we've still got shopping money and I'll approve spending another five Wish diamonds if I have to."*

(* Lit.  "Mistress?  I don't mind master's slightly worse outcome, but I do slightly prefer the better one..." etc.)

"Hey, bitch?  I don't mind destroying the world but I do slightly prefer it get fixed instead, and I don't trust Keltham to actually achieve that while he's trying hard not to think about it as a possibility.  I'm definitely not smart enough to do it myself.  And you won't be smart enough either, if you stop hoping.  So buy literally whatever it takes to cheer you the fuck up, we've still got shopping money and I'll approve spending another five Wish diamonds if I have to."