"Anyways, I used enough high-level divine magic in high-stakes combat, mixed with what wizardry I had, that I went up to third-circle wizard.  At the same time as I hit sixth-circle oracle, near as I can figure that.  And I actually managed to duplicate and re-cast a wizard spell using one of my oracle slots, when that was unreasonably important, which I understand makes me formally a mystic theurge."

"You?"

"Anyways, I used enough high-level divine magic in high-stakes combat, mixed with what wizardry I had, that I went up to third-circle wizard.  At the same time as I hit sixth-circle oracle, near as I can figure that.  And I managed to duplicate and re-cast a wizard spell using one of my oracle slots, when that was unreasonably important on account of sudden unexpected actual fucking dragon, which I understand makes me formally a mystic theurge."

"You?"

"Anyways, I used enough high-level divine magic in high-stakes combat, mixed with what wizardry I had, that I went up to third-circle wizard.  At the same time as I hit sixth-circle oracle, near as I could figure afterward.  And I managed to duplicate and re-cast a wizard spell using oracular power, when that was unreasonably important on account of sudden unexpected actual fucking dragon, which I understand makes me formally a mystic theurge."

"You?"

"Anyways, I used enough high-level divine magic in high-stakes combat, mixed with what wizardry I had, that I went up to third-circle wizard.  At the same time as I hit sixth-circle oracle, near as I could figure afterward.  And I managed to duplicate and re-cast a wizard spell using way too much oracular power, when that was unreasonably important on account of sudden unexpected actual fucking dragon, which I understand makes me formally a mystic theurge."

"You?"

"Anyways, I used enough high-circle divine magic in high-stakes combat, mixed with what wizardry I had, that I went up to third-circle wizard.  At the same time as I hit sixth-circle oracle, near as I could figure afterward.  And I managed to duplicate and re-cast a wizard spell using way too much oracular power, when that was unreasonably important on account of sudden unexpected actual fucking dragon, which I understand makes me formally a mystic theurge."

"You?"

"Anyways, I used enough high-circle divine magic in high-stakes combat, mixed with what wizardry I had, that I went up to third-circle wizard.  At the same time as I hit sixth-circle oracle, near as I could figure afterward.  And I managed to duplicate and re-cast an arcane spell using way too much divine magic, when that was unreasonably important on account of sudden unexpected actual fucking dragon, which I understand makes me formally a mystic theurge."

"You?"