"I mean, it could be be you if we've got some way for you to execute a self-modification that causes you to do the same things I'd have done, but there's three major problems.  One is that from Pharasma's perspective I could be modifying you to do things I only mistakenly think I'd have done, making you my own threat-by-proxy.  The second problem is if even at INT 29 I can't, in one month of accelerated time, actually cause you to know everything I do about physics, or can't do that without taking enough time that we can't successfully work out good-enough Wish phrasings for the large explosions this plan requires.  The third problem is that I don't know how to modify you in a way that's guaranteed to persist through you becoming a god, especially if you ascend as the Goddess of Nobody Permadying."

"I mean, it could be be you if we've got some way for you to execute a self-modification that causes you to do the same things I'd have done, but there's three major problems."

"One is that from Pharasma's perspective I could be modifying you to do things I only mistakenly think I'd have done, making you my own threat-by-proxy."

"The second problem is if even at INT 29 I can't, in one month of accelerated time, actually cause you to know everything I do about physics.  Or can't do that without taking enough time that we can't successfully work out good-enough Wish phrasings for the large explosions this plan requires."

"The third problem is that I don't know how to modify you in a way that's guaranteed to persist through you becoming a god, especially if you ascend as the Goddess of Nobody Permadying."