"Snack Service permits me to tell you that it received of Dispater a +6/+6/+4 headband and a +4/+6/+6 headband. It says that these are the property of Snack Service, and it is very important that they stay the property of Snack Service, because if Hell sells or gives them to Cheliax including by proxy or what looks to the treaty definitions like a Hellish plot, it comes out of Hell's intervention budget. Whereas so long as these headbands stay the effective property of Snack Service, their uses come out of Cayden Cailean's intervention budget. Supposedly. Also they're going to be used in a very important way to benefit Asmodeus. Supposedly."
"I asked if Project Lawful could borrow the headbands in a friendly way without paying, if Snack Service wasn't using them right away. Snack Service says sure and we can have them for at least the next 24 hours, it doesn't make any guarantees past that point."
"If you don't have a better idea of what to do with them, sir, I suggest that we pass them around our potential ilani and try to teach them very intensively for a couple of hours each to see if they can get Probability-Sight via artifact headband the way Asmodia did. Only without the heresy and treason, hopefully."