"We need to teach you how to play with your food properly. I suppose teaching you how to eat at all ought to come first, and maybe try when you're less of an adorable ball of exhaustion."
"Be it clear, I did instruct you to relax and have some fun, but, don't try anything like this, drunk, when you're not so instructed, Carissa? I can forgive you your sloppiness, it doesn't mean that you weren't sloppy."