"I'll end by introducing to you my most recent lover. Well, I say 'introduce' but she'd rather not her name be bandied about here just yet. She's weary, having just returned from her first trip to the big city, and wasn't expecting this party, but I have every confidence in her ability to handle a little surprise like that."
"Have fun, dear..."
(inaudibly to any others:)
"...and remember the identity of any one noble below the County level who annoyed you the most, for later games tonight if you're in the mood."