"So, stop me if you don't want to hear about what an awesome time I'm having, but I am having a fucking incredible time, Keltham.  I have a library full of amazing books and everybody in it thinks I'm amazing and my problems are now along the lines of 'oh no the deranged Possible Doctrines of Nethys I wrote up are spreading and they have my name on them and that's what people think of me' and not, you know, being horribly tortured to death if I make a mistake, and I go to bed and I'm not in Cheliax and I wake up and I'm still not in Cheliax and I can go out and walk around in Sothis and have people look at me funny and still not be in Cheliax.  I have achieved the greatest possible goal of any human being, to not be in Cheliax.  I have maxed out my utilityfunction, Keltham.  This is literally as good as anything gets."

"So, stop me if you don't want to hear about what an awesome time I'm having, but I am having a fucking incredible time, Keltham.  I have a library full of amazing books and everybody in it thinks I'm amazing and my problems are now along the lines of 'oh no the deranged Possible Doctrines of Nethys I wrote up are spreading and they have my name on them and that's what people think of me' and not, you know, being horribly tortured to death if I make a mistake, and I go to bed and I'm not in Cheliax and I wake up and I'm again not in Cheliax and I can go out and walk around in Sothis and have people look at me funny and still not be in Cheliax.  I have achieved the greatest possible goal of any human being, to not be in Cheliax.  I have maxed out my utilityfunction, Keltham.  This is literally as good as anything gets."

"So, stop me if you don't want to hear about what an awesome time I'm having, but I am having a fucking incredible time, Keltham.  I have a library full of amazing books and everybody in the temple thinks I'm cool and my problems are now along the lines of 'oh no the deranged Possible Doctrines of Nethys I wrote up are spreading and they have my name on them and that's what people think of me' and not, you know, being horribly tortured to death if I make a mistake, and I go to bed and I'm not in Cheliax and I wake up and I'm again not in Cheliax and I can go out and walk around in Sothis and have people look at me funny and still not be in Cheliax.  I have achieved the greatest possible goal of any human being, to not be in Cheliax.  I have maxed out my utilityfunction, Keltham.  This is literally as good as anything gets."

"So, stop me if you don't want to hear about what an awesome time I'm having, but I am having a fucking incredible time, Keltham.  I have a library full of amazing books and everybody in the temple thinks I'm cool and my problems are now along the lines of 'oh no the deranged Possible Doctrines of Nethys I wrote up are spreading and they have my name on them and that's what people think of me' and not, you know, being horribly tortured to death if I make a mistake, and I go to bed and I'm not in Cheliax and I wake up and I'm again not in Cheliax and I can go out and walk around in Sothis and have people look at me funny and still not be in Cheliax.  I have achieved the greatest possible goal of any mortal being, to not be in Cheliax.  I have maxed out my utilityfunction, Keltham.  This is literally as good as anything gets."