"I've got no idea what your local standards are like for romantic catastrophes, but I'm currently recovering from one that's plausibly worse along several dimensions than literally anything that I would've expected to have happen on my own higher-functioning home planet in the last year.  So, not in the immediate future, no."

"I've got no idea what your local standards are like for romantic catastrophes, but I'm currently recovering from one that's plausibly worse along several dimensions than literally anything that I would've expected to have happened on my own higher-functioning home planet in the last year.  So, not in the immediate future, no."