"We've got lab-grown versions of those too.  The fictional nonsynthetic language used by a common alien species in our stories has an imaginary history extending over 60,000 years that was built by thousands of conlang designers working in parallel to extrapolate a reasonable history, and then turned into a real language when some children were raised to speak that as well as Baseline.  I don't speak very much of it but I can say 'Yo let's equalizeassetprices', we come with intent to peacefully trade everything worth trading, or 'Take us to your Keepers', bring us to your most Lawful people who can bargain with true oaths.  Those aliens were expensive to create, but so many authors use them that the license is now practically free."

"We've got lab-grown versions of those too.  The fictional nonsynthetic language used by a common alien species in our stories has an imaginary history extending over 60,000 years that was built by thousands of conlang designers working in parallel to extrapolate a reasonable history, and then turned into a real language when some children were raised to speak that as well as Baseline.  I don't speak very much of it but I can say 'Yo let's equalizeassetprices', we come with intent to peacefully trade everything worth trading, or 'Take us to your Keepers', bring us to your most Lawful people who can bargain with true oaths.  Those aliens were expensive to create, but so many authors use them that the license is now practically free."

"But it doesn't have homonyms because that's just crazy, like, nobody thought aliens would put up with that."

"We've got lab-grown versions of those too.  The fictional nonsynthetic language used by a common alien species in our stories has an imaginary history extending over 60,000 years that was built by thousands of conlang designers working in parallel to extrapolate a reasonable history, and then turned into a real language when some children were raised to speak that as well as Baseline.  I don't speak very much of it but I can say 'Yo let's equalizeassetprices', we come with intent to peacefully trade everything worth trading, or 'Take us to your Keepers', bring us to your most Lawful people who can bargain with true oaths.  Those aliens were expensive to create, but so many authors use them that the license is now practically free."

"But their language doesn't have homonyms because that's just crazy, like, nobody thought aliens would put up with that."