"Next up. Piiiilaaaaaaar Pineeeeeeeeeda. It was actually written with all the extra vowels, I'm not adding those in. I also refuse to pronounce all of these exclamation marks."
"Resuming. Piiiilaaaaaaar Pineeeeeeeeeda, faithful Asmodean, second-circle wizard of Cheliax, and unwilling oracle. Chosen of Cayden Cailean, the glorious and exalted god of parties, sex, and drunken blackouts. Who went to Elysium, and returned to Cheliax freely of her own will. Also known as 'the cake girl', the Giver of Cookies, She-Who-Bears-Cake, Cheliax's Secret Weapon, I'm going to skip over this part it goes on for a while and the worst part is I'm sure it's all true. Universally acknowledged to be the sanest person on Project Lawful, that's also true, even Ione would've agreed. Bearer of the Curse of Laughter, also known as Snack Service, the most powerful oracular curse ever to exist in Golarion and possibly anywhere else. Please welcome, and then truthspell, Pilar Pineda."