((Password is password - the password on the old Forbiddance was 'Erecura'.  Okay then.))

"And Snack Service just now told me to be accurately but imprecisely reassuring."

"I didn't have as bad of a time in Hell as Osirion would expect."

"You should probably not make general updates about Hell from that fact."

"I started to do better at mastering Law than the others.  I got promoted to being the main consistency-checker on the world we were weaving.  The Most High let me borrow her crown, her artifact headband, for two hours, to see if I could figure anything out.  It did send me manic afterwards, but that wasn't permanent, that part was an excuse for my getting a +6 Wisdom headband and to try to get you to not use headbands yourself."

"Um, key background facts, we all got Rings of Sustenance, which let us sleep for only two hours per night and still get spells the next day, and also four times during the early days they turned you into a statue overnight so the rest of us would have time to catch up on, sleep, and things."

"I am in fact asexual.  I ended up as the one who stands back and watches it all.  The tropes are probably real and we've been hiding that from you, the part where I am in fact asexual is my own piece of that, but there sure are others from what I've been told."

"Other stuff happened that got hidden from you, I got turned temporarily into a dragon and got a permanent +1 Intelligence boost from a god, I don't think that part actually matters to our relationship."

"The part that matters is that - you're the only one who's ever held me in bed without - something that hurts me, being impending, after that."

"When we were fighting our last desperate battle to keep you unawares, I - obviously had to do my professional best to keep you, because they'd hurt me, otherwise - but the part that really made me forget, that I secretly wanted you to win, was that I wouldn't get to hold you and be held by you again, if you left."

"I'm not really loyal to Cheliax, and they know that, but they have power over me and they're reading my mind.  I don't think - I'm giving very much away to anyone - when I say that I'd give a lot to get out of this place.  But as it stands, I expect that what happens is I go back to the Project and work on improving spellsilver production and trying to teach Chelish ilani, until... um.  Until you do something that disrupts that status quo.  I expect it will probably not be very long."

((Password is password - the password on the old Forbiddance was 'Erecura'.  Okay then.))

"And Snack Service just now told me to be accurately but imprecisely reassuring."

"I didn't have as bad of a time in Hell as Osirion would expect."

"You should probably not make general updates about Hell from that fact."

"I started to do better at mastering Law than the others.  I got promoted to being the main consistency-checker on the world we were weaving.  The Most High let me borrow her crown, her artifact headband, for two hours, to see if I could figure anything out.  It did send me manic afterwards, but that wasn't permanent, that part was an excuse for my getting a +6 Wisdom headband and to try to get you to not use headbands yourself."

"Um, key background facts, we all got Rings of Sustenance, which let us sleep for only two hours per night and still get spells the next day, and also four times during the early days they turned you into a statue overnight so the rest of us would have time to catch up on, sleep, and things.  That's when headband weirdness had time to happen."

"I am in fact asexual.  I ended up as the one who stands back and watches it all.  The tropes are probably real and we've been hiding that from you, the part where I am in fact asexual is my own piece of that, but there sure are others from what I've been told."

"Other stuff happened that got hidden from you, I got turned temporarily into a dragon and got a permanent +1 Intelligence boost from a god, I don't think that part actually matters to our relationship."

"The part that matters is that - you're the only one who's ever held me in bed without - something that hurts me, being impending, after that."

"When we were fighting our last desperate battle to keep you unawares, I - obviously had to do my professional best to keep you, because they'd hurt me, otherwise - but the part that really made me forget, that I secretly wanted you to win, was that I wouldn't get to hold you and be held by you again, if you left."

"I'm not really loyal to Cheliax, and they know that, but they have power over me and they're reading my mind.  I don't think - I'm giving very much away to anyone - when I say that I'd give a lot to get out of this place.  But as it stands, I expect that what happens is I go back to the Project and work on improving spellsilver production and trying to teach Chelish ilani, until... um.  Until you do something that disrupts that status quo.  I expect it will probably not be very long."

((Password is password - the password on the old Forbiddance was 'Erecura'.  Okay then.))

"And Snack Service just now told me to be accurately but imprecisely reassuring."

"I didn't have as bad of a time in Hell as Osirion would expect."

"You should probably not make general updates about Hell from that fact."

"I started to do better at mastering Law than the others.  I got promoted to being the main consistency-checker on the world we were weaving.  The Most High let me borrow her crown, her artifact headband, for two hours, to see if I could figure anything out.  It did send me manic afterwards, but I told Security to light my hand on fire for five rounds and that solved it.  The mania wasn't permanent, that part was an excuse for my getting a +6 Wisdom headband and to try to get you to not use headbands yourself."

"Um, key background facts, we all got Rings of Sustenance, which let us sleep for only two hours per night and still get spells the next day, and also four times during the early days they turned you into a statue overnight so the rest of us would have time to catch up on, sleep, and things.  That's when headband weirdness had time to happen."

"I am in fact asexual.  I ended up as the one who stands back and watches it all.  The tropes are probably real and we've been hiding that from you, the part where I am in fact asexual is my own piece of that, but there sure are others from what I've been told."

"Other stuff happened that got hidden from you, I got turned temporarily into a dragon and got a permanent +1 Intelligence boost from a god, I don't think that part actually matters to our relationship."

"The part that matters is that - you're the only one who's ever held me in bed without - something that hurts me, being impending, after that."

"When we were fighting our last desperate battle to keep you unawares, I - obviously had to do my professional best to keep you, because they'd hurt me, otherwise - but the part that really made me forget, that I secretly wanted you to win, was that I wouldn't get to hold you and be held by you again, if you left."

"I'm not really loyal to Cheliax, and they know that, but they have power over me and they're reading my mind.  I don't think - I'm giving very much away to anyone - when I say that I'd give a lot to get out of this place.  But as it stands, I expect that what happens is I go back to the Project and work on improving spellsilver production and trying to teach Chelish ilani, until... um.  Until you do something that disrupts that status quo.  I expect it will probably not be very long."

((Password is password - the password on the old Forbiddance was 'Erecura'.  Okay then.))

"And Snack Service just now told me to be accurately but imprecisely reassuring."

"I didn't have as bad of a time in Hell as Osirion would expect."

"You should probably not make general updates about Hell from that fact."

"I started to do better at mastering Law than the others.  I got promoted to being the main consistency-checker on the world we were weaving.  The Most High let me borrow her crown, her artifact headband, for two hours, to see if I could figure anything out.  It did send me manic afterwards, but I told Security to light my hand on fire for five rounds and that solved it.  The mania wasn't permanent, that part was an excuse for my getting a +6 Wisdom headband and to try to get you to not use headbands yourself."

"Um, key background facts, we all got Rings of Sustenance, which let us sleep for only two hours per night and still get spells the next day, and also four times during the early days they turned you into a statue overnight so the rest of us would have time to catch up on, sleep, and things.  That's when headband weirdness had time to happen."

"I am in fact asexual.  I ended up as the one who stands back and watches it all.  The tropes are probably real and we've been hiding that from you, the part where I am in fact asexual is my own piece of that, but there sure are others from what I've been told."

"Other stuff happened that got hidden from you, I got turned temporarily into a dragon and got a permanent +1 Intelligence boost from a god, I don't think that part actually matters to our relationship."

"The part that matters is that - you're the only one who's ever held me in bed without - something I didn't want, being impending, after that."

"When we were fighting our last desperate battle to keep you unawares, I - obviously had to do my professional best to keep you, because they'd hurt me, otherwise - but the part that really made me forget, that I secretly wanted you to win, was that I wouldn't get to hold you and be held by you again, if you left."

"I'm not really loyal to Cheliax, and they know that, but they have power over me and they're reading my mind.  I don't think - I'm giving very much away to anyone - when I say that I'd give a lot to get out of this place.  But as it stands, I expect that what happens is I go back to the Project and work on improving spellsilver production and trying to teach Chelish ilani, until... um.  Until you do something that disrupts that status quo.  I expect it will probably not be very long."