"The powers that brought you here are beyond the gods. I think you called them tropes, and thereby got closer to looking straight at them than most people ever do. Carissa is a real person, who is really in love with you, and also she's a loyal Asmodean who wronged you terribly trying to obey her superiors; I think probably you should try to change her mind about that, now that she's allowed to think. I was not allowed to seek you out using knowledge from the fragments of Nethys that I am, as they are subject to the interdiction; however, today knowledge of you came to me via a path not touched by gods at all, so I scried you, and waited until you had your girlfriend because you'd be so sad if you left without her.
Cayden Cailean decided to commit himself wholly to the task of making sure you didn't rape anybody despite having lots of sex in Cheliax which doesn't really understand how not raping people works. He told Asmodeus this served Asmodeus's interests too, presumably because you in fact could be even more mad at them than you are, somehow. I think the next thing you should do is read a lot of books, though the next scene I am looking forward to is you talking Carissa out of Asmodeanism."