"I'd have to think about what the Lawful response to that situation would be, but among the obvious thoughts that occur to me is to generate random numbers and spend the effort to hunt him down and kill him afterwards, with a small probability that cancels out his expected gain of five gold from threatening me... though if five gold is like, half his annual income, I guess that might have to be a relatively large probability.  Sucks to be him, he shouldn't have demanded bribes that large."

"I'd have to think about what the Lawful response to that situation would be, but among the obvious thoughts that occur to me is to generate random numbers and spend the effort to hunt him down and kill him afterwards, with a small probability that cancels out his expected gain of five gold from threatening me... though if five gold is like, half his annual income, I guess that might have to be a relatively large probability.  Sucks to be him, he shouldn't have tried to threaten for bribes that large."

"I'd have to think about what the Lawful response to that situation would be, but among the obvious thoughts that occur to me is to generate random numbers and spend the effort to find him and kill him afterwards, with a small probability that cancels out his expected gain of five gold from threatening me... though if five gold is like, half his annual income, I guess that might have to be a relatively large probability.  Sucks to be him, he shouldn't have tried to threaten for bribes that large."

"I'd have to think about what a reasonable response to that situation would be, but among the obvious thoughts that occur to me is to generate random numbers and spend the effort to find him and kill him afterwards, with a small probability that cancels out his expected gain of five gold from threatening me... though if five gold is like, half his annual income, I guess that might have to be a relatively large probability.  Sucks to be him, he shouldn't have tried to threaten for bribes that large."

"I'd have to think about what a Lawful response to that situation would be, but among the obvious thoughts that occur to me is to generate random numbers and spend the effort to find him and kill him afterwards, with a small probability that cancels out his expected gain of five gold from threatening me... though if five gold is like, half his annual income, I guess that might have to be a relatively large probability.  Sucks to be him, he shouldn't have tried to threaten for bribes that large."

"I'd have to think about what would be a Lawful response to that situation, but among the obvious thoughts that occur to me is to generate random numbers and spend the effort to find him and kill him afterwards, with a small probability that cancels out his expected gain of five gold from threatening me... though if five gold is like, half his annual income, I guess that might have to be a relatively large probability.  Sucks to be him, he shouldn't have tried to threaten for bribes that large."