That's a dangerous line of thinking, if Asmodia's earlier guess was right about what her patrons might be trying to conceal.

"At the point where Cayden Cailean decides that cursing the Project's most devout Asmodean with snack powers - which Keltham reacted to with considerable surprise and astonishment, not with a sense of being courted, so far as I can see - we have to ask if Keltham was put somewhere that this was made to be a clever thing for Cayden Cailean would do, I think?  Obviously Cayden Cailean from His own perspective is trying to accomplish something.  There's a question of what.  But there's a larger question of how it came to be the case that this thing could be best accomplished by giving Pilar cookie powers."

"We don't believe this theory because Keltham believes it, we believe it because the theory's predictions keep coming true.  Keltham guessed, knew, that I was an asexual before any of us knew what that was, because we appear in dath ilani romance novels like that, so I lied to him and told him that I'd felt a couple of flashes of desire in my life."

"And I have, at this point, met Keltham.  He likes confusing people.  Supposedly it's to train strong minds that don't weakly rely on being told how reality works.  I think it may be what dath ilan does with all its repressed sadism.  Either way, the part where Keltham is in a really strange world fits with his theory.  The part where we're all lying to him and he has to figure that out fits with his theory, which is why we keep trying to convince him that he's not in an eroLARP.  Though one of the rays of hope for Cheliax is that Keltham has also said it's possible that he's just the oblivious boyfriend of our story about mastering his Law."

That's a dangerous line of thinking, if Asmodia's earlier guess was right about what her patrons might be trying to conceal.

"At the point where Cayden Cailean decides that cursing the Project's most devout Asmodean with snack powers - which Keltham reacted to with considerable surprise and astonishment, not with a sense of being courted, so far as I can see - we have to ask if Keltham was put somewhere that this was made to be a clever thing for Cayden Cailean would do, I think?  Obviously Cayden Cailean from His own perspective is trying to accomplish something.  There's a question of what.  But there's a larger question of how it came to be the case that this thing could be best accomplished by giving Pilar cookie powers."

"We don't believe this theory because Keltham believes it, we believe it because the theory's predictions keep coming true.  Keltham guessed, knew, that I was an asexual before any of us knew what that was, because we appear in dath ilani romance novels like that, so I lied to him and told him that I'd felt a couple of flashes of desire in my life."

"And I have, at this point, met Keltham.  He likes confusing people.  Supposedly it's to train strong minds that don't weakly rely on being told how reality works.  I think it may be what dath ilan does with all its repressed sadism.  Either way, the part where Keltham is in a really strange world fits with his theory.  The part where we're all lying to him and he has to figure that out fits with his theory, which is why we keep trying to convince him that he's not in an eroLARP.  Though one of the rays of hope for Cheliax is that Keltham has also said it's possible that he's just the oblivious boyfriend of our story about mastering his Law."

"The other ray of hope is that Keltham is already going outside of what dath ilan thinks is good sexual behavior.  Maybe this is a story about our corrupting him, and we just have to do that before time runs out on his inevitably seeing through the lie."

That's a dangerous line of thinking, if Asmodia's earlier guess was right about what her patrons might be trying to conceal.

"At the point where Cayden Cailean decides that cursing the Project's most devout Asmodean with snack powers - which Keltham reacted to with considerable surprise and astonishment, not with a sense of being courted, so far as I can see - we have to ask if Keltham was put somewhere that this was made to be a clever thing for Cayden Cailean would do, I think?  Obviously Cayden Cailean from His own perspective is trying to accomplish something.  There's a question of what.  But there's a larger question of how it came to be the case that this thing could be best accomplished by giving Pilar cookie powers."

"We don't believe this theory because Keltham believes it, we believe it because the theory's predictions keep coming true.  Keltham guessed, knew, that I was an asexual before any of us knew what that was, because we appear in dath ilani romance novels like that, so I lied to him and told him that I'd felt a couple of flashes of desire in my life."

"And I have, at this point, met Keltham.  He likes confusing people.  Supposedly it's to train strong minds that don't weakly rely on being told how reality works.  I think it may be what dath ilan does with all its repressed sadism.  Either way, the part where Keltham is in a really strange world to him fits with his theory.  The part where we're all lying to him and he has to figure that out fits with his theory, which is why we keep trying to convince him that he's not in an eroLARP.  Though one of the rays of hope for Cheliax is that Keltham has also said it's possible that he's just the oblivious boyfriend of our story about mastering his Law."

"The other ray of hope is that Keltham is already going outside of what dath ilan thinks is good sexual behavior.  Maybe this is a story about our corrupting him, and we just have to do that before time runs out on his inevitably seeing through the lie."

That's a dangerous line of thinking, if Asmodia's earlier guess was right about what her patrons might be trying to conceal.

"At the point where Cayden Cailean decides that His best option is cursing the Project's most devout Asmodean with snack powers - which Keltham reacted to with considerable surprise and astonishment, not with a sense of being courted, so far as I can see - we have to ask if Keltham was put somewhere that this was made to be a clever thing for Cayden Cailean would do, I think?  Obviously Cayden Cailean from His own perspective is trying to accomplish something.  There's a question of what.  But there's a larger question of how it came to be the case that this thing could be best accomplished by giving Pilar cookie powers."

"We don't believe this theory because Keltham believes it, we believe it because the theory's predictions keep coming true.  Keltham guessed, knew, that I was an asexual before any of us knew what that was, because we appear in dath ilani romance novels like that, so I lied to him and told him that I'd felt a couple of flashes of desire in my life."

"And I have, at this point, met Keltham.  He likes confusing people.  Supposedly it's to train strong minds that don't weakly rely on being told how reality works.  I think it may be what dath ilan does with all its repressed sadism.  Either way, the part where Keltham is in a really strange world to him fits with his theory.  The part where we're all lying to him and he has to figure that out fits with his theory, which is why we keep trying to convince him that he's not in an eroLARP.  Though one of the rays of hope for Cheliax is that Keltham has also said it's possible that he's just the oblivious boyfriend of our story about mastering his Law."

"The other ray of hope is that Keltham is already going outside of what dath ilan thinks is good sexual behavior.  Maybe this is a story about our corrupting him, and we just have to do that before time runs out on his inevitably seeing through the lie."

That's a dangerous line of thinking, if Asmodia's earlier guess was right about what her patrons might be trying to conceal.

"At the point where Cayden Cailean decides that His best option is cursing the Project's most devout Asmodean with snack powers - which Keltham reacted to with considerable surprise and astonishment, not with a sense of being courted, so far as I can see - we have to ask if Keltham was put somewhere that this was made to be a clever thing for Cayden Cailean to do, I think?  Obviously Cayden Cailean from His own perspective is trying to accomplish something.  There's a question of what.  But there's a larger question of how it came to be the case that this thing could be best accomplished by giving Pilar cookie powers."

"We don't believe this theory because Keltham believes it, we believe it because the theory's predictions keep coming true.  Keltham guessed, knew, that I was an asexual before any of us knew what that was, because we appear in dath ilani romance novels like that, so I lied to him and told him that I'd felt a couple of flashes of desire in my life."

"And I have, at this point, met Keltham.  He likes confusing people.  Supposedly it's to train strong minds that don't weakly rely on being told how reality works.  I think it may be what dath ilan does with all its repressed sadism.  Either way, the part where Keltham is in a really strange world to him fits with his theory.  The part where we're all lying to him and he has to figure that out fits with his theory, which is why we keep trying to convince him that he's not in an eroLARP.  Though one of the rays of hope for Cheliax is that Keltham has also said it's possible that he's just the oblivious boyfriend of our story about mastering his Law."

"The other ray of hope is that Keltham is already going outside of what dath ilan thinks is good sexual behavior.  Maybe this is a story about our corrupting him, and we just have to do that before time runs out on his inevitably seeing through the lie."