"Welcome to Project Lawful.  At least we have cookies.  And if we ever run out, one of Keltham's likely romantic interests, the extremely devout Asmodean who was chosen as oracle by Cayden Cailean and who's really been quite helpful in, for example, ridding Egorian of Lawful Good spies and giving apparently good advice about how to corrupt Keltham further, can appear with additional cookies."

"If we're inside a dath ilani romance novel, it's probably not one that takes itself very seriously.  Hopefully I don't get smote for saying it.  But, you know, the sort of beings who could do all that, could probably see me thinking it even if I didn't say it.  So I might as well say it."

"Welcome to Project Lawful.  At least we have cookies.  And if we ever run out of cookies, one of Keltham's likely romantic interests - the extremely devout Asmodean, who was chosen as oracle by Cayden Cailean, whose curse, which we call Snack Service, has really been quite helpful in, for example, ridding Egorian of Lawful Good spies, and giving apparently good advice about how to corrupt Keltham further - can appear with additional cookies."

"If we're inside a dath ilani romance novel, it's probably not one that takes itself very seriously.  Hopefully I don't get smote for saying it.  But, you know, the sort of beings who could do all that, could probably see me thinking it even if I didn't say it.  So I might as well say it."

"Welcome to Project Lawful.  At least we have cookies.  And if we ever run out of cookies, one of Keltham's likely romantic interests - the extremely devout Asmodean, who was chosen as oracle by Cayden Cailean, whose curse, which we call Snack Service, has really been quite helpful in, for example, ridding Egorian of Lawful Good spies, and giving apparently good advice about how to corrupt Keltham further - can appear with additional cookies.  Wherever Keltham was placed inside Golarion or somewhere larger than that, it somehow rendered that a totally reasonable thing for a Chaotic Good god to do around a Lawful Evil project."

"If we're inside a dath ilani romance novel, it's probably not one that takes itself very seriously.  Hopefully I don't get smote for saying it.  But, you know, the sort of beings who could do all that, could probably see me thinking it even if I didn't say it.  So I might as well say it."

"Welcome to Project Lawful.  At least we have cookies.  And if we ever run out of cookies, one of Keltham's likely romantic interests - the extremely devout Asmodean, who was chosen as oracle by Cayden Cailean, whose curse, which we call Snack Service, has really been quite helpful in, for example, ridding Egorian of Lawful Good spies, and giving apparently good advice about how to corrupt Keltham further - can appear with additional cookies.  Wherever Keltham was placed inside Golarion or somewhere larger than that, it somehow rendered that a totally reasonable thing for a Chaotic Good god to do around a Lawful Evil project."

"If we're inside a dath ilani romance novel, it's probably not one that takes itself very seriously.  Hopefully I don't get smote for saying it.  But, you know, the sort of being who could do all that, could probably see me thinking it even if I didn't say it.  So I might as well say it."

"Welcome to Project Lawful.  At least we have cookies.  And if we ever run out of cookies, one of Keltham's likely romantic interests can suddenly appear with additional cookies - namely the extremely devout Asmodean, who was chosen as oracle by Cayden Cailean, whose curse, which we call Snack Service, has really been quite helpful in, for example, ridding Egorian of Lawful Good spies, and giving apparently good advice about how to corrupt Keltham further, and also offering snacks.  Wherever Keltham was placed inside Golarion or somewhere larger than that, it somehow rendered that a totally reasonable thing for a Chaotic Good god to do around a Lawful Evil project."

"If we're inside a dath ilani romance novel, it's probably not one that takes itself very seriously.  Hopefully I don't get smote for saying it.  But, you know, the sort of being who could do all that, could probably see me thinking it even if I didn't say it.  So I might as well say it."