"Because it would be a weird coincidence Probability-wise if what was the most fun to think about was also totally the optimal strategy for repairing my wall."

"In terms of - things that are, in a way, close to reality, but also things that aren't very likely in Conspiracy at all - suppose she keeps acting like that, she gives her theory of nobility, the rest of us are like 'what the fuck are you talking about, nobles are supposed to be moderately competent people and not such overt assholes on Government projects even if they're assholes, we don't want to work with this person', it's obvious Governance made a mistake by sending her here, Keltham doesn't hire her, none of this is anything a competent Conspiracy would do."

"Because it would be a weird coincidence Probability-wise if what was the most fun to think about was also totally the optimal strategy for repairing my wall."

"In terms of - things that are, in a way, close to reality, but also things that aren't very likely in Conspiracy at all - suppose she keeps acting like that, she gives her theory of nobility, the rest of us are like 'what the fuck are you talking about, nobles are supposed to be moderately competent people and not such overt assholes on Government projects even if they're assholes, we don't want to work with this person', it's obvious Governance made a mistake by sending her here, Keltham doesn't hire her, none of this is anything a competent Conspiracy would do."

"She's created somebody who's plausibly an annoying asshole from alter-Cheliax.  Maybe the least nitwit clever thing we can do is just let that play out in the obvious way where alter-Cheliax doesn't hire her."

"Because it would be a weird coincidence Probability-wise if what was the most fun to think about was also totally the optimal strategy for repairing my wall."

"In terms of - things that are, in a way, close to reality, but also things that don't look likely in Conspiracy - suppose she keeps acting like that, she gives her theory of nobility, the rest of us are like 'what the fuck are you talking about, nobles are supposed to be moderately competent people and not such overt assholes on Government projects even if they're assholes, we don't want to work with this person', it's obvious Governance made a mistake by sending her here, Keltham doesn't hire her, none of this is anything a competent Conspiracy would cleverly plan."

"She's created somebody who's plausibly an annoying asshole from alter-Cheliax.  Maybe the least nitwit clever thing we can do is just let that play out in the obvious way where alter-Cheliax doesn't hire her."

"Because it would be a weird coincidence Probability-wise if what was the most fun to think about was also totally the optimal strategy for repairing my wall."

"In terms of - things that are, in a way, close to reality, but also things that don't look likely in Conspiracy - suppose she keeps acting like that, she gives her theory of nobility, the rest of us are like 'what the fuck are you talking about, nobles are supposed to be moderately competent people and not such overt assholes on Government projects even if they're assholes, we don't want to work with this person', it's obvious Governance made a mistake by sending her here, Keltham doesn't hire her, none of this is anything a competent Conspiracy would cleverly plan."

"She's created somebody who's plausibly an annoying asshole from alter-Cheliax.  Maybe the least nitwit-clever thing we can do is just let that play out in the obvious way where alter-Cheliax doesn't hire her."

"Because it would be a weird coincidence Probability-wise if what was the most fun to think about was also totally the right strategy for repairing my wall."

"In terms of - things that are, in a way, close to reality, but also things that don't look likely in Conspiracy - suppose she keeps acting like that, she gives her theory of nobility, the rest of us are like 'what the fuck are you talking about, nobles are supposed to be moderately competent people and not such overt assholes on Government projects even if they're assholes, we don't want to work with this person', it's obvious Governance made a mistake by sending her here, Keltham doesn't hire her, none of this is anything a competent Conspiracy would cleverly plan."

"She's created somebody who's plausibly an annoying asshole from alter-Cheliax.  Maybe the least nitwit-clever thing we can do is just let that play out in the obvious way where alter-Cheliax doesn't hire her."

"Because it would be a weird coincidence Probability-wise if what was the most fun to think about was also the best strategy for repairing my wall."

"In terms of - things that are, in a way, close to reality, but also things that don't look likely in Conspiracy - suppose she keeps acting like that, she gives her theory of nobility, the rest of us are like 'what the fuck are you talking about, nobles are supposed to be moderately competent people and not such overt assholes on Government projects even if they're assholes, we don't want to work with this person', it's obvious Governance made a mistake by sending her here, Keltham doesn't hire her, none of this is anything a competent Conspiracy would cleverly plan."

"She's created somebody who's plausibly an annoying asshole from alter-Cheliax.  Maybe the least nitwit-clever thing we can do is just let that play out in the obvious way where alter-Cheliax doesn't hire her."