Asmodia doesn't bother trying to conceal her smile.  She's genuinely amused, and wants Avaricia to know it.

"Oh, we have all sorts of special Project Lawful girls around here, in the jobs that require them.  We have Nethys's chosen safety officer, Cayden Cailean's chosen faithful Asmodean who delivers warnings and cookies, the asexual who stands back and watches it all - Keltham doesn't know I'm a true asexual, by the way, he thinks I think maybe I'll start to desire him at some point - and, of course, Carissa Sevar herself."

"Possibly there's room for a ruler in the mix, somewhere, if you don't hate him."

"If you think the Wall needs a ruler operating it, though, I suspect you're just wrong, what with the god who improved my ability to do that having chosen me instead of you."

"Now.  Supposing for now that we accept your story.  Keltham asks you why you referred to Meritxell as a peasant when she was, according to the story that she gave him, the daughter of a priest of Asmodeus who went looking for high-Intelligence fathers, and grew up in a temple.  He's wondering in the back of his mind about whether 'peasant' means something other than what we told him, or if we were lying about everyone's backgrounds."

"How does alter-Avaricia respond?  You tell me that, and then I'll try to figure out what kind of Probability update Keltham would do about that..."

Asmodia doesn't bother trying to conceal her smile.  She's genuinely amused, and wants Avaricia to know it.

"Oh, we have all sorts of special Project Lawful girls around here, in the jobs that require them.  We have Nethys's chosen safety officer, Cayden Cailean's chosen faithful Asmodean who delivers warnings and cookies, the asexual who stands back and watches it all - Keltham doesn't know I'm a true asexual, by the way, that would be too much confirmation of one of his predictions, he thinks maybe I'll start to desire him at some point - and, of course, Carissa Sevar herself."

"Possibly there's room for a ruler in the mix, somewhere, if you don't hate him."

"If you think the Wall needs a ruler operating it, though, I suspect you're just wrong, what with the god who improved my ability to do that having chosen me instead of you."

"Now.  Supposing for now that we accept your story.  Keltham asks you why you referred to Meritxell as a peasant when she was, according to the story that she gave him, the daughter of a priest of Asmodeus who went looking for high-Intelligence fathers, and grew up in a temple.  He's wondering in the back of his mind about whether 'peasant' means something other than what we told him, or if we were lying about everyone's backgrounds."

"How does alter-Avaricia respond?  You tell me that, and then I'll try to figure out what kind of Probability update Keltham would do about that..."

Asmodia doesn't bother trying to conceal her smile.  She's genuinely amused, and wants Avaricia to know it.

"Oh, we have all sorts of special Project Lawful girls around here, in the jobs that require them.  We have Nethys's chosen safety officer, Cayden Cailean's chosen faithful Asmodean who delivers warnings and cookies, the asexual who stands back and watches it all - Keltham doesn't know I'm a true asexual, by the way, that would be too much confirmation of one of his predictions, he thinks maybe I'll start to desire him at some point - and, of course, Carissa Sevar herself."

"Possibly there's room for a ruler in the mix, somewhere, if you don't hate him."

"If you think the Wall needs a ruler operating it, though, I suspect you're just wrong, what with the god who improved my ability to do that having chosen me instead of you."

"Now.  Supposing for now that we accept your story.  Keltham asks you why you referred to Meritxell as a peasant when she was, according to the story that she gave him, the daughter of a priest of Asmodeus who went looking for high-Intelligence fathers, and grew up in a temple.  He's wondering in the back of his mind about whether 'peasant' means something other than what we told him, or if we were lying about everyone's backgrounds."

"How does alter-Avaricia respond?  You tell me that, like literally answer me as you would Keltham, and then I'll try to figure out what kind of Probability update Keltham would do about that..."

Asmodia doesn't bother trying to conceal her smile.  She's genuinely amused, and wants Avaricia to know it.

"Oh, we have all sorts of special Project Lawful girls around here, in the jobs that require them.  We have Nethys's chosen safety officer, Cayden Cailean's chosen faithful Asmodean who delivers warnings and cookies, the asexual who stands back and watches it all - Keltham doesn't know I'm a true asexual, by the way, that would be too much confirmation of one of his predictions, he thinks maybe I'll start to desire him at some point - and, of course, Carissa Sevar herself."

"Possibly there's room for a ruler in the mix, somewhere, if you don't hate him."

"If you think the Wall needs a ruler operating it, though, I suspect you're just wrong, what with the god who improved my ability to do that having chosen me instead of you."

"Now.  Supposing for now that we accept your story.  Keltham asks you why you referred to Meritxell as a peasant.  After all, though Keltham doesn't say this out loud, she was, according to the story that she gave him, the daughter of a priest of Asmodeus who went looking for high-Intelligence fathers, and grew up in a temple.  He's quietly wondering whether 'peasant' means something other than what we told him, or if we were lying about everyone's backgrounds."

"How does alter-Avaricia respond?  You tell me that, like literally answer me as you would Keltham, and then I'll try to figure out what kind of Probability update Keltham would do about that..."

Asmodia doesn't bother trying to conceal her smile.  She's genuinely amused, and wants Avaricia to know it.

"Oh, we have all sorts of special Project Lawful girls around here, in the jobs that require them.  We have Nethys's chosen safety officer, Cayden Cailean's chosen faithful Asmodean who delivers warnings and cookies, the asexual who stands back and watches it all - Keltham doesn't know I'm a true asexual, by the way, that would be too much confirmation of one of his predictions, he thinks maybe I'll start to desire him at some point - and, of course, Carissa Sevar herself."

"Possibly there's room for a ruler in the mix, somewhere, if you don't hate him."

"If you think the Wall needs a ruler operating it, though, I suspect you're just wrong, what with the god who improved my ability to do that having chosen me instead of you."

"Now.  Supposing for now that we accept your story.  Keltham asks you why you referred to Meritxell as a peasant.  After all, though Keltham doesn't say this out loud, Meritxell was, according to the story that she gave him, the daughter of a priest of Asmodeus who went looking for high-Intelligence fathers, and grew up in a temple.  He's quietly wondering whether 'peasant' means something other than what we told him, or if we were lying about everyone's backgrounds."

"How does alter-Avaricia respond?  You tell me that, like literally answer me as you would Keltham, and then I'll try to figure out what kind of Probability update Keltham would do about that..."

Asmodia doesn't bother trying to conceal her smile.  She's genuinely amused, and wants Avaricia to know it.

"Oh, we have all sorts of special Project Lawful girls around here, in the jobs that require them.  We have Nethys's chosen safety officer, Cayden Cailean's chosen faithful Asmodean who delivers warnings and cookies, the asexual who stands back and watches it all - Keltham doesn't know I'm a true asexual, by the way, that would be too much confirmation of one of his predictions, he thinks maybe I'll start to desire him at some point - and, of course, Carissa Sevar herself."

"Possibly there's room for a ruler in the mix, somewhere, if you don't hate him."

"If you think the Wall needs a ruler operating it, though, I suspect you're just wrong, what with the god who improved my ability to do that having chosen me instead of you."

"Now.  Supposing for now that we accept your story.  Keltham asks you why you referred to Meritxell as a peasant.  After all, though Keltham doesn't say this out loud, Meritxell was, according to the story that she gave him, the daughter of a priest of Asmodeus who went looking for high-Intelligence fathers, and grew up in a temple.  He's quietly wondering whether 'peasant' means something other than what we told him, or if we were lying about everyone's backgrounds."

"How does alter-Avaricia respond?  You tell me that, like literally answer me as you would Keltham, and then I'll try to figure out what kind of Probability update Keltham would do about that."