"Asmodia, I was supposed to be dead forever and found myself in another dimension with 'alternatephysics' that is both 'economicmagic' and 'conceptualmagic' like the story isn't even trying to be respectable about that, and a research harem containing masochists, and the god of mind-altering substances cursed one of my researchers to give out cookies.  I am WELL above 1% on the None-Of-The-Above Hypothesis."

"People in dath ilan are above 1% on the What If Everything About Reality Is Actually Completely Different Hypothesis.  It's just that, usually, there's not much practical you can do about that."

"Asmodia, I was supposed to be dead forever and found myself in another dimension with 'alternatephysics' that is both 'economicmagic' and 'conceptualmagic' like the story isn't even trying to be respectable about that, and a research harem containing masochists, and the god of mind-altering substances cursed one of my researchers to give out cookies.  I am WELL above 1% on the None-Of-The-Above Hypothesis."

"People in dath ilan are above 1% on the What If Everything About Reality Is Actually Completely Different From How It Looks Hypothesis.  It's just that, usually, there's not much practical you can do about that."

"Asmodia, I was supposed to be dead forever and found myself in another dimension with 'alternatephysics' that is both 'economicmagic' and 'conceptualmagic' like the story isn't even trying to be respectable about considering their consequences separately, was immediately allocated a research harem containing masochists, then the god of mind-altering substances cursed one of my researchers to give out cookies and Governance forgot to tell me about that for two days.  I am WELL above 1% on the None-Of-The-Above Hypothesis."

"People in dath ilan are above 1% on the What If Everything About Reality Is Actually Completely Different From How It Looks Hypothesis.  It's just that, usually, there's not much practical you can do about that."