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...and end up in a mysterious facility which has the following rules clearly posted:

1)  Do not tell anyone your real name, how you got here, or where you came from.

2)  Politely answer questions from anyone, including the other residents, about any matters that everyone ought to already know.

3)  Do not mistreat the other residents, or She Who Bears Cake will be upset.

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...and end up in a mysterious facility which has the following rules clearly posted:

1)  Do not tell anyone your real name, how you got here, or where you came from.

2)  Do not mistreat the other residents, lest She Who Bears Cake be upset that you are breaking the promise of safe-conduct that she made to people like you.

3)  Residents are to stay in their assigned quarter of the Facility at all times, unless issued by the Unseen Management with a temporary travel pass to the Central Meeting Area.

4)  While in the Central Meeting Area, residents must politely answer questions from other residents about any matters that everyone ought to already know, or about weird hypothetical questions; and listen studiously to any resident who has been ordered by the Unseen Management to lecture about some topic.

 

...it's not actually that weird for Golarion.

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...and end up in a mysterious facility which has the following rules clearly posted:

1)  Do not tell anyone your real name, how you got here, or where you came from.

2)  Do not mistreat the other residents, lest She Who Bears Cake be upset that you are breaking the promise of safe-conduct that she made to people like you.

3)  Residents are to stay in their assigned quarter of the Facility at all times, unless issued by the Unseen Management with a temporary travel pass to the Central Meeting Area.

4)  While in the Central Meeting Area, residents must politely answer questions from the residents of other Facility quarters about any matters that everyone ought to already know, or about weird hypothetical questions; and listen studiously to any resident who has been ordered by the Unseen Management to lecture about some topic.

 

...it's not actually that weird for Golarion.

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...and end up in a mysterious facility which has the following rules clearly posted:

1)  Do not tell anyone your real name, how you got here, or where you came from.

2)  Do not mistreat the other residents, lest She Who Bears Cake be upset that you are breaking the promise of safe-conduct that she made to people like you.

3)  Residents are to stay in their assigned quarter of the Facility at all times, unless issued by the Unseen Management with a temporary travel pass to the Central Meeting Area.

4)  While in the Central Meeting Area, residents must politely answer questions from the residents of other Facility quarters about any matters that everyone ought to already know, or about weird hypothetical questions; and listen studiously to any resident who has been ordered by the Unseen Management to lecture about some topic.

 

...it's not actually that weird for Golarion.  There's obviously going to be some totally reasonable reason why all of these rules exist and make sense relative to somebody's hidden real interests.

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...and end up in a mysterious facility which has the following rules clearly posted:

1)  Do not tell anyone your real name, how you got here, or where you came from.

2)  Do not mistreat the other residents, lest She Who Bears Cake be upset that you are breaking the promise of safe-conduct that she made to people like you.

3)  Residents are to stay in their assigned quarter of the Facility at all times, unless issued by the Unseen Management with a temporary travel pass to the Central Meeting Area.

4)  While in the Central Meeting Area, residents must politely answer questions from the residents of other Facility quarters about any matters that everyone ought to already know, or about weird hypothetical questions; and listen studiously to any resident who has been ordered by the Unseen Management to lecture about some topic.

 

...it's not actually that weird for Golarion.  There's obviously going to be some totally reasonable reason why all of these rules exist and make sense relative to somebody's hidden real interests and the mysterious truth of whatever The Facility is actually about.

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...and end up in a mysterious facility which has the following rules clearly posted:

1)  Do not tell anyone your real name, how you got here, or where you came from.

2)  Do not mistreat the other residents, lest She Who Bears Cake be upset that you are breaking the promise of safe-conduct that she made to people like you.

3)  Residents are to stay in their assigned quarter of the Facility at all times, unless issued by the Unseen Management with a temporary travel pass to the Central Meeting Area.

4)  While in the Central Meeting Area, residents must politely answer questions from the residents of other Facility quarters about commonsense matters that everyone ought to already know, or about weird hypothetical questions; and listen studiously to any resident who has been ordered by the Unseen Management to lecture about some strange topic.

 

...it's not actually that weird for Golarion.  There's obviously going to be some totally reasonable reason why all of these rules exist and make sense relative to somebody's hidden real interests and the mysterious truth of whatever The Facility is actually about.

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...and end up in a mysterious facility which has the following rules clearly posted:

1)  Do not tell anyone your real name, how you got here, or where you came from.

2)  Do not mistreat the other residents, lest She Who Bears Cake be upset that you are breaking the promise of safe-conduct that she made to people like you.

3)  Residents are to stay in their assigned quarter of the Facility at all times, unless issued by the Unseen Management with a temporary travel pass to the Central Meeting Area.

4)  While in the Central Meeting Area, residents must politely answer questions from the residents of other Facility quarters about commonsense matters that everyone ought to already know, or about weird hypothetical questions; and listen studiously to any resident who has been ordered by the Unseen Management to lecture about some strange topic.

 

...it's not actually that weird for Golarion.  There's obviously going to be some totally reasonable reason why all of these rules exist and make sense relative to somebody's hidden real interests and the mysterious truth of whatever The Facility is truly about.

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...and end up in a mysterious facility which has the following rules clearly posted:

1)  Do not tell anyone your real name, how you got here, or where you came from.

2)  Do not mistreat the other residents, lest She Who Bears Cake be upset that you are breaking the promise of safe-conduct that she made to people like you.

3)  Residents are to stay in their assigned quarter of the Facility at all times, unless issued by the Unseen Management with a temporary travel pass to the Central Meeting Area.

4)  While in the Central Meeting Area, residents must politely answer questions from the residents of other Facility quarters about commonsense matters that everyone ought to already know, or about weird hypothetical questions; and listen studiously to any resident who has been ordered by the Unseen Management to lecture about some strange topic.

 

...it's not actually that weird for Golarion.  There's obviously going to be some reason why all of these rules exist, and serve somebody's hidden interests and the mysterious truth of whatever The Facility is truly about.

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...and end up in a mysterious facility which has the following rules clearly posted:

1)  Do not tell anyone your real name, how you got here, or where you came from.

2)  Do not mistreat the other residents, lest She Who Bears Cake be upset that you are breaking the promise of safe-conduct that she made to people like you.

3)  Residents are to stay in their assigned quarter of the Facility at all times, unless issued by the Unseen Management with a temporary travel pass to the Central Meeting Area.

4)  While in the Central Meeting Area, residents must politely answer questions from the residents of other Facility quarters about commonsense matters that everyone ought to already know, or about weird hypothetical questions; and listen studiously to any resident who has been ordered by the Unseen Management to lecture about some strange topic.

 

...it's not actually that weird for Golarion.  There's obviously going to be some reason why all of these rules exist, and serve somebody's hidden interests and the mysterious truth of whatever The Facility is truly about.