"Maillol and I are going to have some words about this."

"So our current model is that Nidal's attack on Project Lawful kicked off the god-war that got Zon Kuthon sealed.  Furthermore, our current model is that my god, Asmodeus, Nethys, and Cayden Cailean, were aware that attack was coming, and in fact deliberately triggered that attack, with timing appropriate to get me mostly out of harm's way of whatever they were planning.  We did not participate significantly in the godwar itself, and are not ready to support the attack on Nidal."

"I don't know what a 'mystic theurge' is."

"If Carissa were secretly a ninth-circle wizard, and I knew this fact, she would presumably have good reasons and I wouldn't be able to tell you about it, so I can't confirm or deny that one."

"We are not a Kuthite project that escaped to Cheliax."

"The rest of these are not only false, but cause me to wonder about the unLawfulness of the mental processes that must have produced them, what with, for example, Aroden having died one hundred years ago if I'm not mistaken, Asmodeus being incredibly limited in comms bandwidth, Wishes potentially producing flaming craters the size of Teleport radiuses, and how would they even know about the cake - oh, the experiments in the Palace in Egorian, right."

"...I have to say, I am incredibly not impressed with Chelish Security here."

"Maillol and I are going to have some words about this."

"So our current model is that Nidal's attack on Project Lawful kicked off the god-war that got Zon Kuthon sealed.  Furthermore, our current model is that my god, Asmodeus, Nethys, and Cayden Cailean, were aware that attack was coming, and in fact deliberately triggered that attack, with timing appropriate to get me mostly out of harm's way of whatever they were planning.  We did not participate significantly in the godwar itself, and are not ready to support the attack on Nidal."

"I don't know what a 'mystic theurge' is."

"If Carissa were secretly a ninth-circle wizard, and I knew this fact, she would presumably have good reasons and I wouldn't be able to tell you about it, so I can't confirm or deny that one."

"We are not a Kuthite project that escaped to Cheliax."

"The rest of these are not only false, but cause me to wonder at the unLawfulness of the mental processes that must have produced them.  What with, for example, Aroden having died one hundred years ago if I'm not mistaken, Asmodeus being incredibly limited in comms bandwidth, Wishes potentially producing flaming craters the size of Teleport radiuses, and how would they even know about the cake - oh, the experiments in the Palace in Egorian, right."

"...I have to say, I am incredibly not impressed with Chelish Security here."

"Maillol and I are going to have some words about this."

"So our current model is that Nidal's attack on Project Lawful kicked off the god-war that got Zon Kuthon sealed.  Furthermore, our current model is that my god, Asmodeus, Nethys, and Cayden Cailean, were aware that attack was coming, and in fact deliberately triggered that attack, with timing appropriate to get me mostly out of harm's way of whatever they were planning.  We did not participate significantly in the godwar itself, and are not ready to support the attack on Nidal."

"I don't know what a 'mystic theurge' is."

"If Carissa were secretly a ninth-circle wizard, and I knew this fact, she would presumably have good reasons and I wouldn't be able to tell you about it, so I can't confirm or deny that one."

"We are not a Kuthite project that escaped to Cheliax."

"The rest of these are not only false, but cause me to wonder at the unLawfulness of the mental processes that must have produced them.  What with, for example, Aroden having died one hundred years ago if I'm not mistaken, Asmodeus being extremely limited in comms bandwidth, Wishes potentially producing flaming craters the size of Teleport radiuses, and how would they even know about the cake - oh, the experiments in the Palace in Egorian, right."

"...I have to say, I am incredibly not impressed with Chelish Security here."

"Maillol and I are going to have some words about this."

"So our current model is that Nidal's attack on Project Lawful kicked off the god-war that got Zon Kuthon sealed.  Furthermore, our current model is that my god, Asmodeus, Nethys, and Cayden Cailean, were aware that attack was coming, and in fact deliberately triggered that attack, with timing appropriate to get me mostly out of harm's way of whatever they were planning.  We did not participate significantly in the godwar itself, and are not ready to support the attack on Nidal."

"I don't know what a 'mystic theurge' is."

"If Carissa were secretly a ninth-circle wizard, and I knew this fact, she would presumably have good reasons and I wouldn't be able to tell you about it, so I can't confirm or deny that one."

"We are not a Kuthite project that escaped to Cheliax."

"The rest of these are not only false, but cause me to wonder at the unLawfulness of the mental processes that must have first produced them and then considered them plausible enough to propagate.  What with, for example, Aroden having died one hundred years ago if I'm not mistaken, Asmodeus being extremely limited in comms bandwidth, Wishes potentially producing flaming craters the size of Teleport radiuses, and how would they even know about the cake - oh, the experiments in the Palace in Egorian, right."

"...I have to say, I am incredibly not impressed with Chelish Security here."

"Maillol and I are going to have some words about this."

"So our current model is that Nidal's attack on Project Lawful kicked off the god-war that got Zon Kuthon sealed.  Furthermore, our current model is that my god, Asmodeus, Nethys, and Cayden Cailean, were aware that attack was coming, and in fact deliberately triggered that attack, with timing appropriate to get me mostly out of harm's way of whatever they were planning.  We did not participate significantly in the godwar itself, and are not ready to support the attack on Nidal."

"I don't know what a 'mystic theurge' is."

"If hypothetically Carissa were secretly a ninth-circle wizard, and I knew this fact, she would presumably have good reasons to keep it secret, and I wouldn't be able to tell you about it, so I can't confirm or deny that one."

"We are not a Kuthite project that escaped to Cheliax."

"The rest of these are not only false, but cause me to wonder at the unLawfulness of the mental processes that must have first produced them and then considered them plausible enough to propagate.  What with, for example, Aroden having died one hundred years ago if I'm not mistaken, Asmodeus being extremely limited in comms bandwidth, Wishes potentially producing flaming craters the size of Teleport radiuses, and how would they even know about the cake - oh, the experiments in the Palace in Egorian, right."

"...I have to say, I am incredibly not impressed with Chelish Security here."

"Maillol and I are going to have some words about this."

"So our current model is that Nidal's attack on Project Lawful kicked off the god-war that got Zon Kuthon sealed.  Furthermore, our current model is that my god, Asmodeus, Nethys, and Cayden Cailean, were aware that attack was coming, and in fact deliberately triggered that attack, with timing appropriate to get me out of the worst harm's way.  We did not participate significantly in the godwar itself, and are not ready to support the Nidal fight."

"I don't know what a 'mystic theurge' is."

"If hypothetically Carissa were secretly a ninth-circle wizard, and I knew this fact, she would presumably have good reasons to keep it secret, and I wouldn't be able to tell you about it, so I can't confirm or deny that one."

"We are not a Kuthite project that escaped to Cheliax."

"The rest of these are not only false, but cause me to wonder at the unLawfulness of the mental processes that must have first produced them and then considered them plausible enough to propagate.  What with, for example, Aroden having died one hundred years ago if I'm not mistaken, Asmodeus being extremely limited in comms bandwidth, Wishes potentially producing flaming craters the size of Teleport radiuses, and how would they even know about the cake - oh, the experiments in the Palace in Egorian, right."

"...I have to say, I am incredibly not impressed with Chelish Security here."