"I see we've got some new faces this morning!  Hi, I'm Keltham, I'm not from around here, didn't grow up around faces like yours, and it's probably going to take me upwards of a week to learn faces and names.  After I'm done talking, please use Prestidigation to alter the color of a trace over your clothing to read out your name in Taldane.  Somebody will get you actual paper within an hour so you don't have to keep doing that.  Carissa, you're in charge of making that happen on take two if it ends up not happening the first time."

"Welcome to Project Lawful!  I don't know if you've reviewed the section of transcript explaining why that's a terrible name, or at least, explaining that to the extent it can be explained without additional math not yet covered, but rest assured that terrible name wasn't my idea."

"Project Lawful, or just the Project for short around here since we only have the one, is a project to bring the knowledge of my homeworld of dath ilan to Golarion so that Golarion can have the sort of nice things we had in dath ilan.  Even nicer things, once you get going, nicer things and faster, because dath ilan didn't have magic and had to do everything the hard way.  Here when you've got no idea which metal is 'vanadium' and no particularly bright ideas for finding out, you just go 'flush this down the toilet, I'm gonna try Prestidigitating element-20 to act like element-23 and see if that works for catalyzing the production of sulfurious acid'.  That's part of my project to drop the cost of spellsilver by a factor of ten.  There were originally some ideas for dropping the cost of spellsilver by a factor of two, but I explained I'd only settle for that if I absolutely had to, because just halving the cost of spellsilver is probably not enough to achieve takeoff on the process of building enough intelligence headbands that more people can be wizards and make more intelligence headbands until all of Cheliax has +6 Intelligence, which is approximately what it would take to get Intelligence, alone, into the vicinity of dath ilan's mental stats.  I suspect we had more going for us than just Intelligence, but getting the average enhanced Intelligence up to 16 would be a start."

"By the way, I hope none of you are the sort who have always really wanted to see an explosion of boiling acid from up close, because Ione was complaining really loudly after the last one, yesterday, and I think she wants that to not happen again even if we have Resist Energy (Acid) and Resist Energy (Fire), so you might've missed your only chance there."

"Now, I know the question on all of your minds.  'But Keltham,' you're thinking, 'we're all Evil here, and as much fun as it might be to watch explosions of boiling acid from up close, we're not going to do that just to bring intelligence headbands to all of Cheliax, we'd like to become incredibly rich.'  I don't know actually if this part has already been explained to you here, but the basic idea is that the Project forms a business, the business is one of which you can all own shares that vest over time if you do your work well, your share ends up being something like a thousandth of the Project or twice that if you're an unusually valuable employee, then, if our schemes all work out, the Project ends up being worth a billion gold pieces and you end up worth a million gold out of that.  That's how things are done in dath ilan.  Don't rely on that as if it were wealth already in your possession, is another common wisdom out of dath ilan.  In your case, you haven't even been hired yet."

"I see we've got some new faces this morning!  Hi, I'm Keltham, I'm not from around here, didn't grow up around faces like yours, and it's probably going to take me upwards of a week to learn faces and names.  After I'm done talking, please use Prestidigation to alter the color of a trace over your clothing to read out your name in Taldane.  Somebody will get you actual paper within an hour so you don't have to keep doing that.  Carissa, you're in charge of making that happen on take two if it ends up not happening the first time."

"Welcome to Project Lawful!  I don't know if you've reviewed the section of transcript explaining why that's a terrible name, or at least, explaining that to the extent it can be explained without additional math not yet covered, but rest assured that terrible name wasn't my idea."

"Project Lawful, or just the Project for short around here since we only have the one, is an endeavor to bring the knowledge of my homeworld of dath ilan to Golarion, so that Golarion can have the sort of nice things we had in dath ilan.  Even nicer things, once you get going, nicer things and faster, because dath ilan didn't have magic and had to do everything the hard way.  Here when you've got no idea which metal is 'vanadium' and no particularly bright ideas for finding out, you just go 'flush this down the toilet, I'm gonna try Prestidigitating element-20 to act like element-23 and see if that works for catalyzing the production of sulfurious acid'.  That's part of my project to drop the cost of spellsilver by a factor of ten.  There were originally some ideas for dropping the cost of spellsilver by a factor of two, but I explained I'd only settle for that if I absolutely had to, because just halving the cost of spellsilver is probably not enough to achieve takeoff on the process of building enough intelligence headbands that more people can be wizards and make more intelligence headbands until all of Cheliax has +6 Intelligence, which is approximately what it would take to get Intelligence, alone, into the vicinity of dath ilan's mental stats.  I suspect we had more going for us than just Intelligence, but getting the average enhanced Intelligence up to 16 would be a start."

"By the way, I hope none of you are the sort who have always really wanted to see an explosion of boiling acid from up close, because Ione was complaining really loudly after the last one, yesterday, and I think she wants that to not happen again even if we have Resist Energy (Acid) and Resist Energy (Fire), so you might've missed your only chance there."

"Now, I know the question on all of your minds.  'But Keltham,' you're thinking, 'we're all Evil here, and as much fun as it might be to watch explosions of boiling acid from up close, we're not going to do that just to bring intelligence headbands to all of Cheliax, we'd like to become incredibly rich.'  I don't know actually if this part has already been explained to you here, but the basic idea is that the Project forms a business, the business is one of which you can all own shares that vest over time if you do your work well, your share ends up being something like a thousandth of the Project or twice that if you're an unusually valuable employee, then, if our schemes all work out, the Project ends up being worth a billion gold pieces and you end up worth a million gold out of that.  That's how things are done in dath ilan.  Don't rely on that as if it were wealth already in your possession, is another common wisdom out of dath ilan.  In your case, you haven't even been hired yet."

"I see we've got some new faces this morning!  Hi, I'm Keltham, I'm not from around here, didn't grow up around faces like yours, and it's probably going to take me upwards of a week to learn faces and names.  After I'm done talking, please use Prestidigation to alter the color of a trace over your clothing to read out your name in Taldane.  Somebody will get you actual paper within an hour so you don't have to keep doing that.  Carissa, you're in charge of making that happen on take two if it ends up not happening the first time."

"Welcome to Project Lawful!  I don't know if you've reviewed the section of transcript explaining why that's a terrible name, or at least, explaining that to the extent it can be explained without additional math not yet covered, but rest assured that the terrible name wasn't my idea."

"Project Lawful, or just the Project for short around here since we only have the one, is an endeavor to bring the knowledge of my homeworld of dath ilan to Golarion, so that Golarion can have the sort of nice things we had in dath ilan.  Even nicer things, once you get going, nicer things and faster, because dath ilan didn't have magic and had to do everything the hard way.  Here when you've got no idea which metal is 'vanadium' and no particularly bright ideas for finding out, you just go 'flush this down the toilet, I'm gonna try Prestidigitating element-20 to act like element-23 and see if that works for catalyzing the production of sulfurious acid'.  That's part of my project to drop the cost of spellsilver by a factor of ten.  There were originally some ideas for dropping the cost of spellsilver by a factor of two, but I explained I'd only settle for that if I absolutely had to, because just halving the cost of spellsilver is probably not enough to achieve takeoff on the process of building enough intelligence headbands that more people can be wizards and make more intelligence headbands until all of Cheliax has +6 Intelligence, which is approximately what it would take to get Intelligence, alone, into the vicinity of dath ilan's mental stats.  I suspect we had more going for us than just Intelligence, but getting the average enhanced Intelligence up to 16 would be a start."

"By the way, I hope none of you are the sort who have always really wanted to see an explosion of boiling acid from up close, because Ione was complaining really loudly after the last one, yesterday, and I think she wants that to not happen again even if we have Resist Energy (Acid) and Resist Energy (Fire), so you might've missed your only chance there."

"Now, I know the question on all of your minds.  'But Keltham,' you're thinking, 'we're all Evil here, and as much fun as it might be to watch explosions of boiling acid from up close, we're not going to do that just to bring intelligence headbands to all of Cheliax, we'd like to become incredibly rich.'  I don't know actually if this part has already been explained to you here, but the basic idea is that the Project forms a business, the business is one of which you can all own shares that vest over time if you do your work well, your share ends up being something like a thousandth of the Project or twice that if you're an unusually valuable employee, then, if our schemes all work out, the Project ends up being worth a billion gold pieces and you end up worth a million gold out of that.  That's how things are done in dath ilan.  Don't rely on that as if it were wealth already in your possession, is another common wisdom out of dath ilan.  In your case, you haven't even been hired yet."

"I see we've got some new faces this morning!  Hi, I'm Keltham, I'm not from around here, didn't grow up around faces like yours, and it's probably going to take me upwards of a week to learn faces and names.  After I'm done talking, please use Prestidigation to alter the color of a trace over your clothing to read out your name in Taldane.  Somebody will get you actual paper within an hour so you don't have to keep doing that.  Carissa, you're in charge of making that happen on take two if it ends up not happening the first time."

"Welcome to Project Lawful!  I don't know if you've reviewed the section of transcript explaining why that's a terrible name, or at least, explaining that to the extent it can be explained without additional math not yet covered, but rest assured that the terrible name wasn't my idea."

"Project Lawful, or just the Project for short around here since we only have the one, is an endeavor to bring the knowledge of my homeworld of dath ilan to Golarion, so that Golarion can have the sort of nice things we had in dath ilan.  Even nicer things, once you get going, nicer things and faster, because dath ilan didn't have magic and had to do everything the hard way.  Here when you've got no idea which metal is 'vanadium' and no particularly bright ideas for finding out, you just go 'flush this down the toilet, I'm gonna try Prestidigitating element-20 to act like element-23 and see if that works for catalyzing the production of sulfurious acid'.  That's part of my project to drop the cost of spellsilver by a factor of ten.  There were originally some ideas for dropping the cost of spellsilver by a factor of two, but I explained I'd only settle for that if I absolutely had to, because just halving the cost of spellsilver is probably not enough to achieve takeoff on the process of building enough intelligence headbands that more people can be wizards and make more intelligence headbands until all of Golarion has +6 Intelligence, which is approximately what it would take to get Intelligence, alone, into the vicinity of dath ilan's mental stats.  I suspect we had more going for us than just Intelligence, but getting the average enhanced Intelligence up to 16 would be a start."

"By the way, I hope none of you are the sort who have always really wanted to see an explosion of boiling acid from up close, because Ione was complaining really loudly after the last one, yesterday, and I think she wants that to not happen again even if we have Resist Energy (Acid) and Resist Energy (Fire), so you might've missed your only chance there."

"Now, I know the question on all of your minds.  'But Keltham,' you're thinking, 'we're all Evil here, and as much fun as it might be to watch explosions of boiling acid from up close, we're not going to do that just to bring intelligence headbands to all of Cheliax, we'd like to become incredibly rich.'  I don't know actually if this part has already been explained to you here, but the basic idea is that the Project forms a business, the business is one of which you can all own shares that vest over time if you do your work well, your share ends up being something like a thousandth of the Project or twice that if you're an unusually valuable employee, then, if our schemes all work out, the Project ends up being worth a billion gold pieces and you end up worth a million gold out of that.  That's how things are done in dath ilan.  Don't rely on that as if it were wealth already in your possession, is another common wisdom out of dath ilan.  In your case, you haven't even been hired yet."

"I see we've got some new faces this morning!  Hi, I'm Keltham, I'm not from around here, didn't grow up around faces like yours, and it's probably going to take me upwards of a week to learn faces and names.  After I'm done talking, please use Prestidigation to alter the color of a trace over your clothing to read out your name in Taldane.  Somebody will get you actual paper within an hour so you don't have to keep doing that.  Carissa, you're in charge of making that happen on take two if it ends up not happening the first time."

"Welcome to Project Lawful!  I don't know if you've reviewed the section of transcript explaining why that's a terrible name, or at least, explaining that to the extent it can be explained without additional math not yet covered, but rest assured that the terrible name wasn't my idea."

"Project Lawful, or just the Project for short around here since we only have the one, is an endeavor to bring the knowledge of my homeworld of dath ilan to Golarion, so that Golarion can have the sort of nice things we had in dath ilan.  Even nicer things, once you get going, nicer things and faster, because dath ilan didn't have magic and had to do everything the hard way.  Here when you've got no idea which metal is 'vanadium' and no particularly bright ideas for finding out, you just go 'flush this down the toilet, I'm gonna try Prestidigitating element-20 to act like element-23 and see if that works for catalyzing the production of sulfurious acid'.  That's part of my project to drop the cost of spellsilver by a factor of ten.  There were originally some ideas for dropping the cost of spellsilver by a factor of two, but I explained I'd only settle for that if I absolutely had to, because just halving the cost of spellsilver is probably not enough to achieve takeoff on the process of building enough intelligence headbands that more people can be wizards and make more intelligence headbands until all of Golarion has +6 Intelligence, which is approximately what it would take to get Intelligence, alone, into the vicinity of dath ilan's mental stats.  I suspect we had more going for us than just Intelligence, but getting the average enhanced Intelligence up to 16 would be a start."

"By the way, I hope none of you are the sort who have always really wanted to see an explosion of boiling acid from up close, because Ione was complaining really loudly after the last one, yesterday, and I think she wants that to not happen again even if we have Resist Energy (Acid) and Resist Energy (Fire), so you might've missed your only chance there."

"Now, I know the question on all of your minds.  'But Keltham,' you're thinking, 'we're all Evil here, and as much fun as it might be to watch explosions of boiling acid from up close, we're not going to do that just to bring intelligence headbands to all of Golarion, we'd like to become incredibly rich.'  I don't know actually if this part has already been explained to you here, but the basic idea is that the Project forms a business, the business is one of which you can all own shares that vest over time if you do your work well, your share ends up being something like a thousandth of the Project or twice that if you're an unusually valuable employee, then, if our schemes all work out, the Project ends up being worth a billion gold pieces and you end up worth a million gold out of that.  That's how things are done in dath ilan.  Don't rely on that as if it were wealth already in your possession, is another common wisdom out of dath ilan.  In your case, you haven't even been hired yet."