More ACID!  Keltham needs OXYGEN!  Even if he can manage to make element-20 'taste' like element-23 using Prestidigitation you still can't get sulfur trioxide from sulfur dioxide without OXYGEN!  But Cheliax has already discovered WATER and can produce WATER at SCALE and WATER contains OXYGEN!  All they need is a sufficiently controlled form of what the locals charmingly refer to as Lightning-aspected energy, which, surely, somebody will have on hand -

...that's not something anyone has on hand, apparently?

Haha right then, set aside Lightning-aspected energy for now, they're just going to build a magnet-based generator and power it with a fucking hand-crank, unless somebody can get a controlled-directional-Lightning source to him before then.  Keltham can leave directions on how people could possibly experiment with that, if he's not doing this full-time tomorrow.

And then they run that energy through pure water to create pure hydrogen and oxygen bubbles at the two terminals, that should give Keltham the ability to turn sulfur dioxide into sulfur trioxide if the element-20-to-23 Prestidigitation trick works, and he can dissolve sulfur trioxide back into boiling concentrated sulfuric acid to create... an EXPLOSION probably!  But an EXPLOSION of PROGRESS!

...where's Asmodia.  Keltham hasn't seen Asmodia for a while.  Did he accidentally dissolve her in acid at some point?

She went off to teach some of the incoming students arriving shortly some of the Law that Keltham has already taught, in hopes of saving him time?  That makes sense.  Good thinking there.  They didn't really do very much that needed Asmodia today.

More ACID!  Keltham needs OXYGEN!  Even if he can manage to make element-20 'taste' like element-23 using Prestidigitation you still can't get sulfur trioxide from sulfur dioxide without OXYGEN!  But Cheliax has already discovered WATER and can produce WATER at SCALE and WATER contains OXYGEN!  All they need is a sufficiently controlled form of what the locals charmingly refer to as Lightning-aspected energy, which, surely, somebody will have on hand -

...that's not something anyone has on hand, apparently?

Haha right then, set aside Lightning-aspected energy for now, they're just going to build a magnet-based generator and power it with a primitive-ass hand-crank, unless somebody can get a controlled-directional-Lightning source to him before then.  Keltham can leave directions on how people could possibly experiment with that, if he's not doing this full-time tomorrow.

And then they run that energy through pure water to create pure hydrogen and oxygen bubbles at the two terminals, that should give Keltham the ability to turn sulfur dioxide into sulfur trioxide if the element-20-to-23 Prestidigitation trick works, and he can dissolve sulfur trioxide back into boiling concentrated sulfuric acid to create... an EXPLOSION probably!  But an EXPLOSION of PROGRESS!

...where's Asmodia.  Keltham hasn't seen Asmodia for a while.  Did he accidentally dissolve her in acid at some point?

She went off to teach some of the incoming students arriving shortly some of the Law that Keltham has already taught, in hopes of saving him time?  That makes sense.  Good thinking there.  They didn't really do very much that needed Asmodia today.

More ACID!  Keltham needs OXYGEN!  Even if he can manage to make element-20 'taste' like it has 5-of-18 electrons in the outermost shell instead of 2-of-18 using Prestidigitation, you still can't get sulfur trioxide from sulfur dioxide without OXYGEN!  But Cheliax has already discovered WATER and can produce WATER at SCALE and WATER contains OXYGEN!  All they need is a sufficiently controlled form of what the locals charmingly refer to as Lightning-aspected energy, which, surely, somebody will have on hand -

...that's not something anyone has on hand, apparently?

Haha right then, set aside Lightning-aspected energy for now, they're just going to build a magnet-based generator and power it with a primitive-ass hand-crank, unless somebody can get a controlled-directional-Lightning source to him before then.  Keltham can leave directions on how people could possibly experiment with that, if he's not doing this full-time tomorrow.

And then they run that energy through pure water to create pure hydrogen and oxygen bubbles at the two terminals, that should give Keltham the ability to turn sulfur dioxide into sulfur trioxide if the element-20-to-23 Prestidigitation trick works, and he can dissolve sulfur trioxide back into boiling concentrated sulfuric acid to create... an EXPLOSION probably!  But an EXPLOSION of PROGRESS!

...where's Asmodia.  Keltham hasn't seen Asmodia for a while.  Did he accidentally dissolve her in acid at some point?

She went off to teach some of the incoming students arriving shortly some of the Law that Keltham has already taught, in hopes of saving him time?  That makes sense.  Good thinking there.  They didn't really do very much that needed Asmodia today.

More ACID!  Keltham needs OXYGEN!  Even if he can manage to make element-20 'taste' like it has 5-of-18 electrons in the outermost shell instead of 2-of-18 using Prestidigitation, you still can't get sulfur trioxide from sulfur dioxide without OXYGEN!  But Cheliax has already discovered WATER and can produce WATER at SCALE and WATER contains OXYGEN!  All they need is a sufficiently controlled form of what the locals charmingly refer to as Lightning-aspected energy, which, surely, somebody will have on hand -

...that's not something anyone has on hand, apparently?

Haha right then, set aside Lightning-aspected energy for now, they're just going to build a magnet-based generator and power it with a primitive-ass hand-crank, unless somebody can get a controlled-directional-Lightning source to him before then.  Keltham can leave directions on how people could possibly experiment with that, if he's not doing this full-time tomorrow.  (Yes he remembers the sex toy, it has limited charges, he's not using those up until he knows they're not irreplaceable, and also he doesn't know it's direct rather than alternating current.)

And then they run that energy through pure water to create pure hydrogen and oxygen bubbles at the two terminals, that should give Keltham the ability to turn sulfur dioxide into sulfur trioxide if the element-20-to-23 Prestidigitation trick works, and he can dissolve sulfur trioxide back into boiling concentrated sulfuric acid to create... an EXPLOSION probably!  But an EXPLOSION of PROGRESS!

...where's Asmodia.  Keltham hasn't seen Asmodia for a while.  Did he accidentally dissolve her in acid at some point?

She went off to teach some of the incoming students arriving shortly some of the Law that Keltham has already taught, in hopes of saving him time?  That makes sense.  Good thinking there.  They didn't really do very much that needed Asmodia today.

More ACID!  Keltham needs OXYGEN!  Even if he can manage to make element-20 'taste' like it has 5-of-18 electrons in the outermost shell instead of 2-of-18 using Prestidigitation, you still can't get sulfur trioxide from sulfur dioxide without OXYGEN!  But Cheliax has already discovered WATER and can produce WATER at SCALE and WATER contains OXYGEN!  All they need is a sufficiently controlled form of what the locals charmingly refer to as Lightning-aspected energy, which, surely, somebody will have on hand -

...that's not something anyone has on hand, apparently?

Haha right then, set aside Lightning-aspected energy for now, they're just going to build a magnet-based generator and power it with a primitive-ass hand-crank, unless somebody can get a controlled-directional-Lightning source to him before then.  Keltham can leave directions on how people could possibly experiment with that, if he's not doing this full-time tomorrow.  (Yes he remembers the sex toy, it has limited charges, he's not using those up until he knows they're not irreplaceable.)

And then they run that energy through pure water to create pure hydrogen and oxygen bubbles at the two terminals, that should give Keltham the ability to turn sulfur dioxide into sulfur trioxide if the element-20-to-23 Prestidigitation trick works, and he can dissolve sulfur trioxide back into boiling concentrated sulfuric acid to create... an EXPLOSION probably!  But an EXPLOSION of PROGRESS!

...where's Asmodia.  Keltham hasn't seen Asmodia for a while.  Did he accidentally dissolve her in acid at some point?

She went off to teach some of the incoming students arriving shortly some of the Law that Keltham has already taught, in hopes of saving him time?  That makes sense.  Good thinking there.  They didn't really do very much that needed Asmodia today.

More ACID!  Keltham needs OXYGEN!  Even if he can manage to make element-20 'taste' like it has 5-of-18 electrons in the outermost shell instead of 2-of-18 using Prestidigitation, you still can't get sulfur trioxide from sulfur dioxide without OXYGEN!  But Cheliax has already discovered WATER and can produce WATER at SCALE and WATER contains OXYGEN!  All they need is a sufficiently controlled form of what the locals charmingly refer to as Lightning-aspected energy, which, surely, somebody will have on hand -

...that's not something anyone has on hand, apparently?

Haha right then, set aside Lightning-aspected energy for now, they're just going to build a magnet-based generator and power it with a primitive-ass hand-crank, unless somebody can get a controlled-directional-Lightning source to him before then.  Keltham can leave directions on how people could possibly experiment with that, if he's not doing this full-time tomorrow.  (Yes he remembers the sex toy, it has limited charges, he's not using those up until he knows they're not irreplaceable, plus you'd obviously make a sex toy like that be alternating-current rather than direct-current probably?)

And then they run that energy through pure water to create pure hydrogen and oxygen bubbles at the two terminals, that should give Keltham the ability to turn sulfur dioxide into sulfur trioxide if the element-20-to-23 Prestidigitation trick works, and he can dissolve sulfur trioxide back into boiling concentrated sulfuric acid to create... an EXPLOSION probably!  But an EXPLOSION of PROGRESS!

...where's Asmodia.  Keltham hasn't seen Asmodia for a while.  Did he accidentally dissolve her in acid at some point?

She went off to teach some of the incoming students arriving shortly some of the Law that Keltham has already taught, in hopes of saving him time?  That makes sense.  Good thinking there.  They didn't really do very much that needed Asmodia today.

More ACID!  Keltham needs OXYGEN!  Even if he can manage to make element-20 'taste' like it has 5-of-18 electrons in the outermost shell instead of 2-of-18 using Prestidigitation, you still can't get sulfur trioxide from sulfur dioxide without OXYGEN!  But Cheliax has already discovered WATER and can produce WATER at SCALE and WATER contains OXYGEN!  All they need is a sufficiently controlled form of what the locals charmingly refer to as Lightning-aspected energy, which, surely, somebody will have on hand -

...that's not something anyone has on hand, apparently?  It was literally built into a sex toy!  No Keltham's not using the actual sex toy until he knows it's replaceable, it has limited charges and they're going to need a lot of that stuff.  Also for cuddleroom purposes you'd probably use alternating current rather than direct current Keltham thinks?

Haha right then, set aside Lightning-aspected energy for now, they're just going to build a magnet-based generator and power it with a primitive-ass hand-crank, unless somebody can get a controlled-directional-Lightning source to him before then.  Keltham can leave directions on how people could possibly experiment with that, if he's not doing this full-time tomorrow.

And then they run that energy through pure water to create pure hydrogen and oxygen bubbles at the two terminals, that should give Keltham the ability to turn sulfur dioxide into sulfur trioxide if the element-20-to-23 Prestidigitation trick works, and he can dissolve sulfur trioxide back into boiling concentrated sulfuric acid to create... an EXPLOSION probably!  But an EXPLOSION of PROGRESS!

...where's Asmodia.  Keltham hasn't seen Asmodia for a while.  Did he accidentally dissolve her in acid at some point?

She went off to teach some of the incoming students arriving shortly some of the Law that Keltham has already taught, in hopes of saving him time?  That makes sense.  Good thinking there.  They didn't really do very much that needed Asmodia today.

More ACID!  Keltham needs OXYGEN!  Even if he can manage to make element-20 'taste' like it has 5-of-18 electrons in the outermost shell instead of 2-of-18 using Prestidigitation, you still can't get sulfur trioxide from sulfur dioxide without OXYGEN!  But Cheliax has already discovered WATER and can produce WATER at SCALE and WATER contains OXYGEN!  All they need is a sufficiently controlled form of what the locals charmingly refer to as Lightning-aspected energy, which, surely, somebody will have on hand -

...that's not something anyone has on hand, apparently?  It was literally built into a sex toy!  No Keltham's not using the actual sex toy until he knows it's replaceable, it has limited charges and they're going to need a lot of that stuff.  Also for cuddleroom purposes you'd probably use alternating current rather than direct current Keltham thinks?

Haha right then, set aside Lightning-aspected energy for now, they're just going to build a magnet-based generator and power it with a primitive-ass hand-crank, unless somebody can get a controlled-directional-Lightning source to him before then.  Keltham can leave directions on how people could possibly experiment with that, if he's not doing this full-time tomorrow.

And then they run that energy through pure water to create hydrogen and oxygen at the two terminals, that should give Keltham the ability to turn sulfur dioxide into sulfur trioxide if the element-20-to-23 Prestidigitation trick works, and he can dissolve sulfur trioxide back into boiling concentrated sulfuric acid to create... an EXPLOSION probably!  But an EXPLOSION of PROGRESS!

...where's Asmodia.  Keltham hasn't seen Asmodia for a while.  Did he accidentally dissolve her in acid at some point?

She went off to teach some of the incoming students arriving shortly some of the Law that Keltham has already taught, in hopes of saving him time?  That makes sense.  Good thinking there.  They didn't really do very much that needed Asmodia today.

More ACID!  Keltham needs OXYGEN!  Even if he can manage to make element-20 'taste' like it has 5-of-18 electrons in the outermost shell instead of 2-of-18 using Prestidigitation, you still can't get sulfur trioxide from sulfur dioxide without OXYGEN!  But Cheliax has already discovered WATER and can produce WATER at SCALE and WATER contains OXYGEN!  All they need is a sufficiently controlled form of what the locals charmingly refer to as Lightning-aspected energy, which, surely, somebody will have on hand -

...that's not something anyone has on hand, apparently?  It was literally built into a sex toy!  No Keltham's not using the actual sex toy until he knows it's replaceable, it has limited charges and they're going to need a lot of that stuff.  Also for cuddleroom purposes you'd probably use alternating current rather than direct current Keltham thinks?

Haha right then, set aside Lightning-aspected energy for now, they're just going to build a magnet-based generator and power it with a primitive-ass hand-crank, unless somebody can get a controlled-directional-Lightning source to him before then.  Keltham can leave directions on how people could possibly experiment with that, if he's not doing this full-time tomorrow.

And then they run that energy through pure water to create hydrogen and oxygen at the two terminals, that should give Keltham the ability to turn sulfur dioxide into sulfur trioxide if the element-20-to-23 Prestidigitation trick works, and he can dissolve sulfur trioxide back into boiling concentrated sulfuric acid to create... an EXPLOSION probably!  But an EXPLOSION of PROGRESS!

...where's Asmodia.  Keltham hasn't seen Asmodia for a while.  Did she get dissolved in acid at some point?

She went off to teach some of the incoming students arriving shortly some of the Law that Keltham has already taught, in hopes of saving him time?  That makes sense.  Good thinking there.  They didn't really do very much that needed Asmodia today.