If Keltham manages to DISSOLVE HIMSELF IN ACID he'll need a RESURRECTION and they'll have to get it to him REALLY QUICKLY like maybe within TEN SECONDS because Abadar might be on standby ready to yank Keltham's soul and go "Yo" and "Lol no Cheliax can't have you back" and none of this can be SAID TO KELTHAM but maybe they can come up with some reason why it'd be quite bad for him to die except for the part where the OBVIOUS REASON is to PREVENT HIM FROM TALKING TO HIS GOD and in fact now that Asmodia thinks about it Keltham could DEMAND TO GO DIE EXPERIMENTALLY AT ANY TIME TO FACILITATE COMMUNICATION so they really don't want Keltham THINKING IN THAT DIRECTION AT ALL.

If Keltham manages to DISSOLVE HIMSELF IN ACID he'll need a RESURRECTION and they'll have to get it to him REALLY QUICKLY like maybe within TEN SECONDS because Abadar might be on standby ready to yank Keltham's soul and go "Yo" and "Lol no Cheliax can't have you back" and none of this can be SAID TO KELTHAM but maybe they can come up with some reason why it'd be quite bad for him to die except for the part where the OBVIOUS REASON is to PREVENT HIM FROM TALKING TO HIS GOD and in fact now that Asmodia thinks about it Keltham could DEMAND TO GO DIE EXPERIMENTALLY AT ANY TIME TO FACILITATE COMMUNICATION so they really don't want Keltham THINKING IN THAT DIRECTION AT ALL.

All of the people around Asmodia seem MUCH MORE RELAXED THAN SHE IS nowadays and Asmodia does not know why they're not all already DEAD if that's how RELAXED they are about things.

If Keltham manages to DISSOLVE HIMSELF IN ACID he'll need a RESURRECTION and they'll have to get it to him REALLY QUICKLY like maybe within TEN SECONDS because Abadar might be on standby ready to yank Keltham's soul and go "Yo" and "Lol no Cheliax can't have you back" and none of this can be SAID TO KELTHAM but maybe they can come up with some reason why it'd be quite bad for him to die except for the part where the OBVIOUS REASON is to PREVENT HIM FROM TALKING TO HIS GOD and in fact now that Asmodia thinks about it Keltham could DEMAND TO GO DIE EXPERIMENTALLY AT ANY TIME TO FACILITATE COMMUNICATION so they really don't want Keltham THINKING IN THAT DIRECTION AT ALL.

Somehow nowadays all of the people around Asmodia seem MUCH MORE RELAXED THAN SHE IS and Asmodia doesn't know why they're not all already DEAD if that's how RELAXED they are about things.

If Keltham manages to DISSOLVE HIMSELF IN ACID he'll need a RESURRECTION and they'll have to get it to him REALLY QUICKLY like maybe within SECONDS because Abadar might be on standby ready to yank Keltham's soul and go "Yo" and "Lol no Cheliax can't have you back" and none of this can be SAID TO KELTHAM but maybe they can come up with some reason why it'd be quite bad for him to die except for the part where the OBVIOUS REASON is to PREVENT HIM FROM TALKING TO HIS GOD and in fact now that Asmodia thinks about it Keltham could DEMAND TO GO DIE EXPERIMENTALLY AT ANY TIME TO FACILITATE COMMUNICATION so they really don't want Keltham THINKING IN THAT DIRECTION AT ALL.

Somehow nowadays all of the people around Asmodia seem MUCH MORE RELAXED THAN SHE IS and Asmodia doesn't know why they're not all already DEAD if that's how RELAXED they are about things.

If Keltham manages to DISSOLVE HIMSELF IN ACID he'll need a RESURRECTION and they'll have to get it to him REALLY QUICKLY like maybe within SECONDS because Abadar might be on standby ready to yank Keltham's soul and go "Yo" and "Haha no Cheliax can't have you back" and none of this can be SAID TO KELTHAM but maybe they can come up with some reason why it'd be quite bad for him to die except for the part where the OBVIOUS REASON is to PREVENT HIM FROM TALKING TO HIS GOD and in fact now that Asmodia thinks about it Keltham could DEMAND TO GO DIE EXPERIMENTALLY AT ANY TIME TO FACILITATE COMMUNICATION so they really don't want Keltham THINKING IN THAT DIRECTION AT ALL.

Somehow nowadays all of the people around Asmodia seem MUCH MORE RELAXED THAN SHE IS and Asmodia doesn't know why they're not all already DEAD if that's how RELAXED they are about things.