"No because I had 6 fewer Wisdom" and 1 less Intelligence "and didn't realize that Law was a kind of thing that could exist, and was busy studying to be a Worldwound wizard, and most importantly there was not a BOY walking around who clearly DID KNOW and wasn't SAYING.  If everything about this relationship were completely different, I'd assume you were holding out on me offering you sex about it.  I'd offer you sex about it if that was something I thought you wanted from me."

"No because I had 6 fewer Wisdom" and 1 less Intelligence "and didn't realize that Law was a kind of thing that could exist, and was busy studying to be a Worldwound wizard, and most importantly there was not a BOY walking around who clearly DID KNOW and wasn't SAYING.  If everything about this relationship were completely different, I'd assume you were holding out against me offering you sex about it.  I'd offer you sex about it if that was something I thought you wanted from me."