"I suppose we'd have to fake all your paperwork and everyone else's paperwork anyways, I doubt our files in realCheliax would pass... no, I'm pretty sure somebody's told Keltham at some point how long ago the Church took over.  Ah.  Maillol told him it was fifteen years.  I think somebody else told him before then, probably you, don't remember when."

"I suppose we'd have to fake all your paperwork and everyone else's paperwork anyways, I doubt our files in realCheliax would pass... no, I'm pretty sure somebody's told Keltham at some point how long ago the Church took over.  Ah.  Maillol told him it was fifteen years.  I think somebody else told him before then, probably you, don't remember when."

"THIS is why I keep wishing people would STOP TELLING KELTHAM THINGS.  Yes I know that's IMPOSSIBLE."

"I suppose we'd have to fake all your paperwork and everyone else's paperwork anyways, I doubt our files in realCheliax would pass... no, I'm pretty sure somebody's told Keltham at some point how long ago the Church took over.  Ah.  Maillol told him it was fifteen years.  I think somebody else told him before then, probably you, don't remember when."

"THIS is why I keep wishing people would STOP TELLING KELTHAM THINGS.  Yes I know that's IMPOSSIBLE."

"Oh, and you know what else?  Scries don't work in the palace.  Two-way mirrors don't easily communicate inside the palace proper, or inside major regional bureaucracy headquarters.  Because otherwise Keltham could demand to see paperwork, and then more referenced paperwork, and just keep on looking until he went past what we could fake, and found something whose inconsistency with alterCheliax runs too deep for blocking out particular sentences from his attention."