"Thought one:  Why discard this prediction of what seems like a perfectly good hypothesis?  Perhaps Abrogail is, in fact, constantly sexually distracted by herself while bathing."

"Thought two:  To whatever extent this is powered by Splendour, its reverse can also probably be powered by Splendour.  In fact, I'm guessing that somebody vamped you a looooot harder than she vamped me, by the sound of things."

"Thought two:  To whatever extent this is powered by Splendour, its reverse can also probably be powered by Splendour.  In fact, I'm guessing that somebody vamped you a looooot harder than she vamped me, by the sound of things."

"Thought one:  Why discard this prediction of what seems like a perfectly good hypothesis?  Perhaps Abrogail is, in fact, constantly sexually distracted by herself while bathing."

"Thought two:  To whatever extent this is powered by Splendour, its reverse can also probably be powered by Splendour, to present yourself as less sexy.  In fact, I'm guessing that Abrogail sexied you a looooot harder than she sexied me, by the sound of things."

"Thought one:  Why discard this prediction of what seems like a perfectly good hypothesis?  Perhaps Abrogail is, in fact, constantly sexually distracted by herself while bathing."