"They didn't want to not be Lawful Good, not even a little. They wanted the Lawful Good thing to do to be managing a criminal organization. That was their fantasy. They wanted to have a different kind of fun, not act for reasons that were like my reasons. And who could blame them? I wouldn't want to act for any reasons but my own reasons, either. The thing that puts a valuation on everything is the value function, in Baseline 'utilityfunction', and there's a saying out of dath ilan that you can't argue with the utilityfunction."
"All right, I've properly depressed myself for the evening, time for dessert."