Here's a festival sort of like the alien invasion one, though with a different theme Keltham's not going to explain right now.

This is young Keltham and five other boys pretending to heroically ambush an incoming military force.

This is the military force firing an announcement into the house Keltham is inside, saying that their house just got blown up.

This is Keltham consulting a random number generator to determine that he's alive but injured and pinned under fallen debris.

This is literal superheated Merrin, the most famous endurance medical technician in the world, using up one of her equipment tokens to 'blow away' (politely open) the house's wrecked door, so she can enter and pretend to remove the heads of Keltham's dead fellow ambushers while reassuring Keltham that she knows it hurts, she's sorry, she'll be with him as soon as she can.

This is Keltham desperately pretending not to be at all starstruck, because even he has heard of the Ordinary Merrin Conspiracy, wherein Merrin has some weird psychological hangup about believing she is a totally normal and ordinary person or even something of a struggling low achiever, and everybody is supposed to pretend around her that ordinary normal people totally get their weird Exception Handling training scenarios televised to a million watchers on a weekly basis.

Keltham has been asked at one point what sort of woman from Civilization he found attractive.  If he could have slept with any one woman of Civilization one time and wasn't trying to be clever about it, Keltham would've probably picked Merrin.

Here's a festival sort of like the alien invasion one, though with a different theme Keltham's not going to explain right now.

This is young Keltham and five other boys pretending to heroically ambush an incoming military force.

This is the military force firing an announcement into the house Keltham is inside, saying that their house just got blown up.

This is Keltham consulting a random number generator to determine that he's alive but injured and pinned under fallen debris.

This is literal superheated Merrin, the most famous endurance medical technician in the world with certs from half of Exception Handling, using up one of her equipment tokens to 'blow away' (politely open) the house's wrecked door, so she can enter and pretend to remove the heads of Keltham's dead fellow ambushers while reassuring Keltham that she knows it hurts, she's sorry, she'll be with him as soon as she can.

This is Keltham desperately pretending not to be at all starstruck, because even he has heard of the Ordinary Merrin Conspiracy, wherein Merrin has some weird psychological hangup about believing she is a totally normal and ordinary person or even something of a struggling low achiever, and everybody is supposed to pretend around her that ordinary normal people totally get their weird Exception Handling training scenarios televised to a million watchers on a weekly basis.

Keltham has been asked at one point what sort of woman from Civilization he found attractive.  If he could have slept with any one woman of Civilization one time and wasn't trying to be clever about it, Keltham would've probably picked Merrin.

Here's a festival sort of like the alien invasion one, though with a different theme Keltham's not going to explain right now.

This is young Keltham and five other boys pretending to heroically ambush an incoming military force.

This is the military force firing an announcement into the house Keltham is inside, saying that their house just got blown up.

This is Keltham consulting a random number generator to determine that he's alive but injured and pinned under fallen debris.

This is literal superheated Merrin, the most famous endurance medical technician in the world with certs from half of Exception Handling, using up one of her equipment tokens to 'blow away' (politely open) the house's wrecked door, so she can enter and pretend to remove the heads of Keltham's dead fellow ambushers while reassuring Keltham that she knows it hurts, she's sorry, she'll be with him as soon as she can.

This is Keltham desperately pretending not to be at all starstruck, because even he has heard of the Ordinary Merrin Conspiracy, wherein Merrin has some weird psychological hangup about believing she is a totally normal and ordinary person or even something of a struggling low achiever, and everybody in Civilization is coordinating to pretend around her that ordinary normal people totally get their weird Exception Handling training scenarios televised to a million watchers on a weekly basis.

Keltham has been asked at one point what sort of woman from Civilization he found attractive.  If he could have slept with any one woman of Civilization one time and wasn't trying to be clever about it, Keltham would've probably picked Merrin.

Here's a festival sort of like the alien invasion one, though with a different theme Keltham's not going to explain right now.

This is young Keltham and five other boys pretending to heroically ambush an incoming military force.

This is the military force firing an announcement into the house Keltham is inside, saying that their house just got blown up.

This is Keltham consulting a random number generator to determine that he's alive but injured and pinned under fallen debris.

This is literal superheated Merrin, the most famous endurance medical technician in the world with certs from half of Exception Handling, using up one of her equipment tokens to 'blow away' (politely open) the house's wrecked door, so she can enter and pretend to remove the heads of Keltham's dead fellow ambushers while reassuring Keltham that she knows it hurts, she's sorry, she'll be with him as soon as she can.

This is Keltham desperately pretending not to be at all starstruck, because even he has heard of the Ordinary Merrin Conspiracy, wherein Merrin has some weird psychological hangup about believing she is a totally normal and ordinary person or even something of a struggling low achiever, and everybody in Civilization is coordinating to pretend around her that ordinary normal people totally get their weird Exception Handling training scenarios televised to a million watchers on a weekly basis.

Keltham has been asked at one point what sort of woman from Civilization he found attractive.  If he could have screwed any one woman of Civilization one time and wasn't trying to be clever about it, Keltham would've probably picked Merrin.

Here's a festival sort of like the alien invasion one, though with a different theme Keltham's not going to explain right now.

This is young Keltham and five other boys pretending to heroically ambush an incoming military force.

This is the military force firing an announcement into the house Keltham is inside, saying that their house just got blown up.

This is Keltham consulting a random number generator to determine that he's alive but injured and pinned under fallen debris.

This is literal superheated Merrin, the most famous endurance medical technician in the world with certs from half of Exception Handling, using up one of her equipment tokens to 'blow away' (politely open) the house's wrecked door, so she can enter and pretend to remove the heads of Keltham's dead fellow ambushers while reassuring Keltham that she knows it hurts, she's sorry, she'll be with him as soon as she can.

This is Keltham desperately pretending not to be at all starstruck, because he was not previously in the Merrin fandom but even he has heard of the Ordinary Merrin Conspiracy, wherein Merrin has some weird psychological hangup about believing she is a totally normal and ordinary person or even something of a struggling low achiever, and everybody in Civilization is coordinating to pretend around her that ordinary normal people totally get their weird Exception Handling training scenarios televised to a million watchers on a weekly basis.

Keltham has been asked at one point what sort of woman from Civilization he found attractive.  If he could have screwed any one woman of Civilization one time and wasn't trying to be clever about it, Keltham would've probably picked Merrin.

Here's a festival sort of like the alien invasion one, though with a different theme Keltham's not going to explain right now.

This is young Keltham and five other boys pretending to heroically ambush an incoming military force.

This is the military force firing an announcement into the house Keltham is inside, saying that their house just got blown up.

This is Keltham consulting a random number generator to determine that he's alive but injured and pinned under fallen debris.

This is literal superheated Merrin, the most famous endurance medical technician in the world with certs from half of Exception Handling, using up one of her equipment tokens to 'blow away' (politely open) the house's wrecked door, so she can enter and pretend to remove the heads of Keltham's dead fellow ambushers while reassuring Keltham that she knows it hurts, she's sorry, she'll be with him as soon as she can.

This is Keltham desperately pretending not to be at all starstruck, because he was not previously way into the Merrin fandom but even he has heard of the Ordinary Merrin Conspiracy, wherein Merrin has some weird psychological hangup about believing she is a totally normal and ordinary person or even something of a struggling low achiever, and everybody in Civilization is coordinating to pretend around her that ordinary normal people totally get their weird Exception Handling training scenarios televised to a million watchers on a weekly basis.

Keltham has been asked at one point what sort of woman from Civilization he found attractive.  If he could have screwed any one woman of Civilization one time and wasn't trying to be clever about it, Keltham would've probably picked Merrin.